Having heard of the Knight of the Green Room (learned about them April 25th), Lady 'Fare rushed to arms to begin her squire-hood. She ferociously fought the monstrous Green Room, to earn her name as a Knight. Bravely, she slay ten of the Green Room's reviews and is ready to take on more.
After Knight 'Fare's knighting ceremony, she immediately set out on her quest to continuing fighting the devious Green Room. She was tactful, and struck during to night, while the monsters were asleep. She would easily take out one monster a day.
After finally wrestling with five more reviews, she found a sword lodged in one's thigh. Swiftly, Lady 'Fare pulled out blade. It seemed to hum in her hand, pleased to be in the possession of a knight. She laughed and decided to name it Thorn for being a thorn in the review's side until Lady 'Fare slew it.
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Knight 'Fare was delighted to have new experience in slaying reviews, and her new sword Thorn seemed to make the daunting task seem easier. She would be slow, but consistent in taking out one review each day. A bet had been placed between her and her fellow Knights, to see who could slay at least one monstrous review each day. After only two days without fighting a single review, Knight 'Fare decided she would not let that be the case any longer.
Finally, after being battered and bruised by the attacking reviews, Knight 'Fare decided she must get a shield, to aid her on her quest of destroying the Green Room monster. While walking through the forest, searching for reviews to slay, Knight 'Fare stumbled upon a merchant. He was selling a slightly used shield with a wolf crest on it. The merchant saw that Knight 'Fare was in need of a shield and gladly sold her it for the mere cost of 100 points. He told her it was to be called Lupa for the wolf on it.
Knight 'Fare was very pleased with her new shield, Lupa, and the new found confidence she had in herself with review slaying. For one more day, she wandered around, taking out a large review that had wandered about on its own. She soon heard a rumor that the Knights of the Green Room had found the beast's new lair. They called for a Review Day, to try and slay this foul beast. Knight 'Fare went head on against the challenge.
Knight 'Fare had joined the fight late, and it had dragged longer into the night than she had expected. The Green Room was tough, and would not give in anytime soon, so she decided to sleep until the morning. When she walked into her designated tent, Knight 'Fare noticed a helmet on a makeshift mattress and a note attached to it. It read: Dear Knight 'Fare, The Knights of the Green Room are very pleased with your work. Please accept a token of our gratitude. We have left a new helmet for you, put new Knight. Put it to good use, ~Knights of the Green Room Knight 'Fare smiled and placed the helmet beside the mattress. She decided to name it Encouragement, for that is what it was meant to bring.
When Knight 'Fare woke the next morning, she was ready to begin to tackle the mighty Green Room. Grabbing her new helmet, Encouragement, she ran out to begin the duels that awaited this Review Day.
While the battle to tame the Green Room still raged on, Knight 'Fare had grown tired. She wandered into the forest after defeating nine more reviews. Slouching against a tree truck, Knight 'Fare noticed a fair sized horse trotting around aimlessly. Knight 'Fare realized she still had yet to gain a trusty steed. The horse already had a small saddle on him what a tag that said his name was Edward. While she smiled and pet the horse, a vicious review came hurtling towards them. Sword at the ready, Knight 'Fare slew the review with ease. She saw that as a sign that she had finally earned her steed.
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Exhausted from the raging fight against the Green Room monster, which had fled at the valiant sword of the Knights, Knight 'Fare wandered out into the forests in pursuit of other reviews who had fled the scene. Riding her new stead Edward, she rode to attack a review she saw in the bushes.
After a week of chasing the stubborn reviews, Knight 'Fare found herself on the edge of a desert. The dunes seemed to stretch out for miles in front of her, and she is nervous to continue a chase of a short review that fled into there. Pulling together her courage, Knight 'Fare forced Edward forward, his hooves sinking slightly into the loose sand. Within an hour, Knight 'Fare found the hiding spot of the beastly review, and slew it on the spot. Inside the cave where it took shelter, she noticed a slight glinting in the back. Shoving aside piles of sand, she uncovered a set of armor which look shiny and new. Smiling, Knight 'Fare pulled it out of the sand. I shall dub this armor, Gem for being a hidden gem in this desert, she thought.
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Happily equipping her new armor, Gem, Knight 'Fare noticed another blur out of the corner of her eye. Sighing, she realized that her duties as a Knight were not yet over, and she mounted Edward with lightning quickness, drawing Thorn to continue her fight against the reviews.
Finally, Knight 'Fare found an oasis after a week of trekking through the desert. Edward was exhausted as well from aiding her with the slaying of reviews. With each passing day, Knight 'Fare found less and less monsters to slay, and she was beginning to get worried. She had gotten lost from the first way she entered into this vast desert, and had ran out of water just barely. Kicking off her boots, she laid back in the sand, dipping her feet into the water. Moments later, a nip could be felt on her leg. In the water, she noticed another an enormous tentacle, holding a lance. Cursing under her breath, she pulled her feet out of the water and jumped up, Lupa and Thorn at the ready. It thrashed about, attempting to whack me with the butt of the lance. After ten minutes or so dueling the beast, it was finally slayed. As the tentacle crumpled to dust, the lance fell at Knight 'Fare's feet. Edward brayed worriedly, but Knight 'Fare was not alarmed. It was a nice lance, one she could definitely use. Picking it up and drying it off, she decided to dub it Deep, for coming from the depths of the oasis.
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Finally recovering from the weeks in the desert and the fight at the oasis, Knight 'Fare picks herself up, mounts Edward carrying her new lance Deep, and rides into the depths of the desert to find her way back to the Great Hall! She knew that soon another Review Day would come and she had to find her way back before then.
Finally, Knight 'Fare made it out of the desert, hungry and tired. Edward, her trusty stead. was no better off. Her weapons were coated in the blood of her enemy reviews, and worst of all, she had thought she had missed the second Review Day since she was deemed a Knight. However, what she didn't know, that even though she was not specifically at the cavern of the beastly Green Room, she had slew the stragglers, thus making herself of good use. Sulkily, she gazed up at the Grand Hall and passed with her head hung in shame. Since she knew Review Day was an all day long thing, she bounced off towards the scene of the Green Room's lair, hoping to make more of a use. Again, Knight 'Fare had no idea of her commitments to this effort and fought even harder at the scene. Once the day was done, she recounted her tales to the other Knights in the Hall, and smiled at the warm welcome they gave her. Telling her that she had been a grand help towards the cause of the Knights. As the Knights rejoiced for another successful Review Day, and Knight 'Fare in particular had earned her Coat of Arms. She decided to name it Pursuit, just because it felt like it fit.
The next morning, feeling refreshed and having a new drive, Knight 'Fare set out once again with her weapons, stead, and new Coat of Arms, Pursuit. Choosing the opposite direction from the Great Hall as last time, she hoped that she would have another wonderful journey.
Lady Spirit looked at the old, worn journal in her hands as she rested under the shade of a beautiful oak. The sound of a lazy stream drifted in her ears, accompanied by the slight lapping of water as her trusted steed of six years, Edward, took a drink. Six whole years. It had been six whole years since she had opened this journal and recorded her adventures, all the monsters she had slain in that time.
The pages were creased and yellow, tender under her gentle touch. She knew that now was the time to recount all her past adventures, all the beasts the had encountered and triumphed over, so she could finally return to the Great Hall of knights.
She began by recalling the infamous Review Day of July 2014 -- wow was that really so long ago? -- where she slew 35 reviews in 24 hours. Those were when Lady Spirit was young and spry, still calling herself Lady 'Fare. (The story of how that name change occurred would have to be for another day.) And shortly after, she was rewarded a beautiful jeweled chalice from which she could drink her favorite sparkling grape juice to celebrate her contributions. She had uncreatively named the chalice Sparkle. Lady Spirit certainly hoped her naming skills had improved since then and chuckled at the thought.
Spoiler! :
This is just me finally catching up on logging my green room reviews after not doing so since 2014. >.> This is going to be a journey.
Lady Spirit took a big drink from her now worn chalice Sparkle. The name was ironic, because now after all the years of adventure, it hardly shone anymore. But she still smiled anyway, remembering her excitement after receiving her new prize, and vowing to slay more reviews in its honor.
She then continued reminiscing by writing about another review day when she had written 47 reviews in 24 hours. (Really, how had she had so much energy?) She wrote about how she rode past swamps of fowl reviews that staggered out of their depths, with deep green vines hanging from their limbs. She had charged with her lance Deep at her side and slew more monsters than she could count. As they retreated into a shallow lagoon, she recalled seeing something twinkling in the depths of the swamp, conveniently close to the surface.
She dismounted Edward, pulled off her armor and swam to the depths with her sword Thorn still in hand. There was a large squid-shaped review lurking still and as she began to reach her destination, it burst out and blasted her with a spray of ink! (Lady Spirit chuckled to her self again as she swished around her bottle of ink next to her.) In a barrage of blows, she defeated the squid and returned to the surface for air. On her second dive, she discovered a massive Chest of Silver awaiting her!
Lady Spirit recalled her much rejoicing afterwards.
Once she was finished reminiscing about the adventure of the Chest of Silver, it was on to record her journeys exploring for the Chest of Gold. See, once she had found these riches, she was inspired to go on a journey to find more to bring back in the name of the Knights of the Green Room! So she charged past the swamp and found herself in the depths of a treacherous jungle.
Lady Spirit hacked and slashed at the vines as Edward struggled through the heavy underbrush. Every once and a while, she had to tame a startled Edward after he had stepped on a rogue snake. When the first entered the jungle, their largest enemy was the thick flora, only an occasional review strangling about requiring to be slain. However, Lady Spirit recalled one of her most fearsome ordeals awaited her.
Eventually, Lady Spirit dismounted her steed and walked him deeper and deeper until they reached what she later learned was the Heart of the Jungle. It was there that she was ambushed by horde after horde of monstrous reviews. For 7 whole days, Lady Spirit had to fight off mounting attacks, each foe getting stronger than the last. When the dust had settled, she had slain 75 reviews. It was a story she shared later to the knights upon her triumphant return.
After the last monster was slain, and Lady Spirit logged her last green room review, she noticed one review had a key around its neck. When she wrapped her hand around it, the earth of the clearing began to rumble, and out of it came a small monument, with the inscription, "Ye who survives the onslaught of reviews may lay claim to this Chest of Gold."
Lady Spirit, weary from her battle, trudged up the stairs and used the golden key to unlock her newfound Chest of Gold.
Lady Spirit gently closed the ancient journal she had just recorded her adventures on. She packed it into a bag hanging from Edward's saddle, which jingled with an assortment of gold and silver coins. She smiled to herself as she collected her gear and mounted once again on her trusted steed. There was another, more elusive treasure she was after, still pursing to this day, which had caused her to get lost for so long. She directed Edward into a trot as she charged deeper into the secluded, magical forest.
It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story. — Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
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