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Laughing Jack wants to QUIT Creepypasta?! (%100 real!!! Not clickbait!!!)

*Laughing Jack is a Creepypasta character created by Snuffbomb. Jeff the killer is a Creepypasta character created by GameFuelTV. Sally Dawn is a Creepypasta created by La Mishi Mishi. Papa Grande is a Creepypasta created by MysticalSorcery. Pennywise and The Joker are mentioned here too, but they’re not Creepypastas and I think we all know where they’re from. Just in case, Pennywise is a Stephen King character and The Joker is a DC character. This song is literally just a Creepypasta version of the “I’ll quit singing” vocaloid meme on YouTube, so I used the “I’ll quit singing” lyrics as a template and wrote down what I thought LJ would be mad about. You can go on YouTube and search “I’ll quit singing vocaloid” if you want. Please, don’t take this seriously and…and enjoy!*

I am done I am through I am just sick of it all

I am sick of being called “Emo Pennywise”

I am done I am through I am just sick of it all

I am not “Sally’s best friend”, I hate all children

Knock it off!

Ever since March Third 2013

I knew people would one day ruin me

People ship me with Jeff the Killer

Jeff is a useless teenager!

I always get compared to Pennywise

And sometimes The Joker

Why do people think Laughing Jill is me?

Just because we are both black and white striped, cone-nosed clowns, doesn’t mean that we are the same clown

Why are all of you so much more insane than me?

I thought I was supposed to be crazy, not the fans

I hate my life, it’s true

Well I know one way to end it all

I’ll just stop being a Creepypasta!

I’ll leave the fandom!

I am done I am through I am just sick of it all

I am sick of being called “Emo Pennywise”

I am done, I am through, I won’t give any candy to you!

I am not “Sally’s best friend”, I hate all children

Knock it off!

I am done, I am through, I won’t let you come to my circus

Papa Grande’s got a circus, go there

What’s the point of singing?

None of you will take me seriously

I’m so done!

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Stickied · creeperfeverdreams commented · Sun Sep 21, 2025 1:05 pm

This is under my folder “Creepypasta stuff”. Gacha Club character designs are under my forum “My character designs<33[2]”.

Some things I want to add:

*March 2013 is the date that the very first story of Laughing Jack was posted. The only stories about LJ that are NOT fanfiction, but posted by the creator, are “Laughing Jack” and “The origin of Laughing Jack”, which you can find on the official Creepypasta website and probably audio of it on YouTube. Other written works about him like this one are purely fanfiction.

*While Jeff the Killer is thirteen years old in his origin story, he does not die, which implies that he is alive and has grown up to be an adult. I don’t actually have an issue with people who ship LJ with Jeff, it’s just that a lot of the fanfics I’ve seen that ship them have Jeff be a teenager with LJ and that…that, I do not like. I’d rather have him be an adult than a teen with LJ.

Anyway, that’s all!

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Tikaya
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Tikaya wrote a review · Fri Nov 28, 2025 7:52 pm

Wellll from what I read of your version of Sally, she would wholeheartedly agree that she and LJ are not FRIENDS! XD
Although I think Sally is way more than a kid, especially in your stories!
Cute song 😊 I didn’t know the original but I can quite well imagine a thought of rhythm for this. I’ve always been fond of rewriting lyrics!

Sally died when she was a kid, but she%u2019s been dead for a long time so her mentality is not that of a child anymore.

Thx for reading!

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Ravena
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Ravena wrote a review · Sun Nov 23, 2025 10:50 pm

Hello, My Friend!

Hiya, Creeper!! I'm currently doing a little review sprint, so you can probably expect a LOT of reviews from me, from now till December 7th!

To start, yay! This format of streamer-esque LJ is so funny, I love seeing it rehashed through a vocaloid song! Not only does this feel like something LJ would complain about if he were aware of how we engage with his fandom, but it does kinda brush on some common little...well, for lack of a better word, some "controversies" in the fandom, I guess?? Either way, I felt it!

From a technical point, no complaints! It's a nicely written, catchy little cover song ~ I would say my favorite parts were...

People ship me with Jeff the Killer

Jeff is a useless teenager!


TRUE—no hate, but I never really understood the Jeff and LJ ship, like what?? They just don't really sync up right. I mean, first of all, Jeff is a teenager so there's weird vibes in the shipping world to begin with, but also maybe because Jeff is more from the slasher side of the Creepypasta bestiary, than the toy-related or paranormal side as Jason and Jack both are? Idk—again, no hate, in case a JeffxLJ fan sees this, but I don't personally get itttt

Why are all of you so much more insane than me?

I thought I was supposed to be crazy, not the fans


LOLLLLL, that is a perfect roast from LJ!

I’ll just stop being a Creepypasta!

I’ll leave the fandom!


This is just a funny line, period, but it also makes you wonder about what some of the bigger Creepypasta icons would be like if they were their own fandom, instead of being connected to the universe? Like, could they stand on their own? Is being associated with Creepypasta a net positive for them? I think LJ would be pretty underground, but still popular enough!

Overall, that was a cool song! Very nice! :D


Thus concludes my review. To leave off, here are some inspiring quotes, courtesy of your resident Poe freak ~

"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.”
"I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty."

Thank you! And I think ppl ship JeffxLJ because they are both black and white. But those are just my thoughts!

And if LJ were aware of the fandom, he would not like it. He would want to stand alone and be taken seriously like Pennywise and Art the clown. In fact%u2026I%u2019m thinking of having him meet the two%u2026SOME DAY!

Your welcome! Also, I guess that makes sense, people do like aesthetics...

And OMG, that'd be such a fun story to read! :D

I%u2019ll let you know if I ever get down to making it



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