*Happy spooky season everybody! Before we get started, I would like to go over a few things. Who is Laughing Jack? Laughing Jack is from the Creepypasta fandom, created by Snuffbomb. Creepypasta is a genre of internet horror. It can range from copy and paste stories, to a photo, to a video, and more! I repeat, LJ is from the Creepypasta fandom. He is NOT my character. He’s a creepy clown who pretends to be the imaginary friend of children, only to murder them in the end. Their souls are forced to haunt his carnival. (You can Google him if you would like to know more. This song will make more sense as it references his origin story and many other stories). Laughing Jack has his own theme song, but it’s just a scary version of “Pop goes the weasel”. There’s other versions of it with lyrics, but…there are other Creepypastas who have, in my opinion, cooler theme songs! I thought that Laughing Jack deserved a song other than a scary “Pop goes the weasel”, so I wrote this! Enjoy! But do keep the lights on when reading…
INTRO:
“Hey, kids! Do you want some candy? I have so many...”
*MUSIC*
SONG:
Careful, little ones
When a monochrome man
Offers you candy
You never know if he’s
Actually evil
He seems nice
He seems kind
But don’t trust him
Careful, little ones
When you’re outside
He might just appear
To be your friend for life
A friendship like this never ends
Not when you’ve got good ol’ Laughing Jack as your friend
He’s giving you the sweetest treats
Showing you the coolest tricks
He can make your dreams
Become a reality
Your parents will never understand, you think to yourself
They’ll never know about the wonder he brings, you think to yourself
Don’t worry, he won’t leave your side
Never ever in a million years, would he ever
Say goodbye
Careful, little ones
When a monochrome man
Offers you candy
You never know if he’s
Actually evil
He seems nice
He seems kind
But don’t trust him
Careful, little ones
When you’re outside
He might just appear
To be your friend for life
A friendship like this never ends
Not when you’ve got good ol’ Laughing Jack as your friend
Now it’s getting serious
He wants to ruin your life
He wants to cut you open,into little itty bitty pieces
Nothing can satisfy him, not until you die,
Die and stay a kid FOREVER!
But do not worry
He’s not real (Are you sure about that?)
He’s only a figment of your imagination (Really?)
A broken dream of yours
He can’t hurt you (I think)
Careful, little ones
When a monochrome man
Offers you candy
You never know if he’s
Actually evil
He seems nice
He seems kind
But don’t trust him
Careful, little ones
When you’re outside
He might just appear
To be your friend for life
A friendship like this never ends
Not when you’ve got good ol’ Laughing Jack as your friend
He wasn’t always this crazy
He wasn’t always this mean
He wasn’t always the nightmare intruding children’s dreams
He had a friend once
But that friend betrayed him
Now he wants more friends
To join him in his wonderfully twisted circus
Careful, little ones
When a monochrome man
Offers you candy
You never know if he’s
Actually evil
He seems nice
He seems kind
But don’t trust him
Careful, little ones
When you’re outside
He might just appear
To be your friend for life
A friendship like this never ends
Not when you’ve got good ol’ Laughing Jack as your friend
There, there, little ones
Do not cry
Do not shriek
No one can hear you scream, anyway
I know this looks bad
I know this looks horrid
But it’s what must be done
Your death is your destiny
The game has only just begun!
There were millions of children before you
Nameless children before you
Who have suffered the same fate
Of dying in Laughing Jack’s hands
You should have left that Jack-in-the-box alone
You should have never become friends with him
It’s too late now
You’re dead now
Careful, little ones
When a monochrome man
Offers you candy
You never know if he’s
Actually evil
He seems nice
He seems kind
But don’t trust him
Careful, little ones
When you’re outside
He might just appear
To be your friend for life
A friendship like this never ends
Not when you’ve got good ol’ Laughing Jack as your friend….
…Careful, little ones.
*Music fades. Faint children screaming and insane laughter could be heard in the background, followed by the sound of someone being cut open.*
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