It is one thing to have a sword, to fight, but Loonzy knows she still needs a shield to protect herself. So she sets out upon the Green Room, battling her way through in hopes of gaining a sword.
If she is forced to make a quick retreat, Loonzy knows that she will need a horse. So she begins the long trek to the stables to choose herself a loyal steed.
This knight grows thirsty for fresh spring water after all that reviewing, so she decides to try and find herself a chalice. Perhaps she could loot a dragon's lair?
The knight has finally acquired themself a jeweled chalice, but now they realize they are too tired to carried it everywhere. Whatever will they do? That's right, they are determined to get a silver chest to store their things. Talk about extravagant.
I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? — Homer Simpson
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