Do you ever
Find yourself in front of
a fireplace all ready to relax?
Tea, books, a cat to pet,
Everything is there.
But, often, something is missing.
Ahh, it's the fire!
What fire may be good
for a fancy person?
Well here at DragonAde we sell
The best flames that ever
Appeared in our galaxy.
Top quality, lively
Strands of heat and light
Gathered from across the Universe.
For the energetic folk.
But if you prefer something natural,
We recommend Organic fire,
Throat produced by our specialists
In a controlled environment.
Today we recommend
Blue fire, harvested
From the core of planet Neptune,
The heat is gentle, flavoured with mint
For extra coolness.
Suitable in a hot day, for barbecue
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