Mr. Hagg (Random Nosencical things)

by Elizabeth

Published March 31, 2005

In Poetry

Mr. Hagg

Oh Mr. Hagg,
You’re such a drag
How can I put up with you?

One day I swear
You’re going to fall
Poof into an oblivious pile of
Butt dust
Eating pie crust
In the Monday dusk

As the pickles overcome
And support an uprising against
All middle school PRE AP English teachers
That smells like …
Whatever you smell like.

Your guts they smell
Like my moldy feet
This isn’t really a bad scent
Unless it is on you

Your hair is stubby
Like your legs
Because you are a short, little…
AHH!!!
You just walked by

You must never know
How much I want to play
Whack the penguin
With your head

Bury you 6…
thousand feet under
ALIVE!!!
With the dirty shovel that digs the ditches
Smack you! I thought with glee
And soon third hour will be free!

You’re going to turn this in to the cops
But it will be so worth it
As long as you know how I feel!
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!

It wasn't really a good poem but he got me mad. read my blog and it explains it a bit.

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Snoink
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Snoink commented Comment · May 11, 2005

I liked the poem. Very random, yes, but it wasn't senseless. Also, it used some pleasantly non-pretentious words. O_o *pats on back* Good job.

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Chevy
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Chevy commented Comment · May 11, 2005

My socks. I don't like Apple Jacks.

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Armadian
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Armadian commented Comment · May 10, 2005

I liked the poem but I can't say I like him.I will show himnot to humilate me n frotn of the class for just saying the word MOVIE!

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Rei
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Rei commented Comment · May 10, 2005

I agree, Himitsu. This was very funny, and very refreshing. Maybe a bit long, but enjoyable to read.

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Armadian
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Armadian commented Comment · May 10, 2005

I know it is Champange.But i am pissed because today he made me say sorry to the people in the classroom for saying Movie.He gets me mad so Iliked this poem very very much and everyone can understand why I hate him!

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Elizabeth
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Elizabeth commented Comment · May 10, 2005

WHAT KINDA NAME IS CHAM-PAG-EN?!?!!?!

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Kay Kay
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Kay Kay commented Comment · May 10, 2005

The Black Rose, you are crazy! LOL! That was very interesting and funny!

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Trinity
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Trinity wrote a review Review · May 10, 2005

i thought it was knd of mean to say that about our english teacher and then let him read it Mr. Hagg isin't that bad but some times you get mad and you just have to say it. I think this poem was alittle immature. (but ok i gesse) oops not a good speller

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LonelyDragon wrote a review Review · Apr 7, 2005

This is...interesting. It reminds me of things I've randomly written into one of my many random notebooks.
Silly, but it kinda pulls it off.

On another note, my Mother had a teacher (Home Ec?) named Ms.Fagot, pronounced, Fay-go, I think.

Well, this wasn't quite as random as I was expecting, but that's better then if it had been completely random dribble.

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hi-mi-tsu
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hi-mi-tsu commented Comment · Apr 7, 2005

Wow. That was...fascinatingly random and nonsensical. A rather pleasant deviation from serious poetry.

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Sam
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Sam commented Comment · Apr 6, 2005

That would...kind of...stink if he had to read it once you put fag into it.

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Elizabeth
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Elizabeth commented Comment · Apr 6, 2005

It was tempting to use FAG but... I couln't because I made him read it after i was done.... :-D hehehehe

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Sam
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Sam commented Comment · Apr 6, 2005

Liz has lost it? Nooooo, I don't believe it...*heehee*


This made me laugh really hard...kind of sad, why they have an english teacher whose name rhymes with 'fag', my school (lux) rhymes with sucks...ah well.

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Misty
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Misty commented Comment · Apr 1, 2005

lol, you are crazy!!!! But this is...kinda weird but hey, every one does it once in a while. lol...yeah you really have lost it though...



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