Hark, and hear my tale. A few days prior, I engaged myself in a fierce battle against Wakers and Sleepers. I set my battle plan, prepared my charge, only to find that another questing knight had slain the beast mere seconds before I. And now I seek a Green Girdle as consolation.
(Basically, this is all @Casanova's fault.)
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