Warning: This work has been rated 16+ for language.
ducks.
pucks?
ducks.
clucks?
ducks.
tucks?
DUCKS.
L...ucks?
dUCKS!
Geese?
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A/N: support the ducks! visit the duck club, subscribe, and support us in our plight to defeat the geese!
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That was probably the most beautiful piece that I have ever read. I think there might even be a tear in my eye.
16+ for language? Huh.
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Guyssss....
What if this makes it to the featured page, does that prove that Ducks are truly the best?
yes
Then let's do this!
SUPPORT THE DUCKS TODAY!
*points finger* WE NEED YOU!
FOR THE GEESE ARE OUR MORTAL ENEMY AND THE FIGHT AGAINST THEM MUST BE WON! JOIN THE DUCKS TODAY AND HELP US WIN THIS WAR!
ATTENTION - any bodily harm to any fellow duck is not under our jurisdiction and we do not except ducks that are here for laughs. This is serious buisness. Spy, footmen, airborne ducks are all needed to win. JOIN TODAY!
I enroll, for the ducks, I lay down my honour.
Hello there! This is bookish (your fellow duck) here with a review.
Okay, I'm going to start off by stating the obvious point that Ducks really are the best and should definitely be accepted.
I feel that this work is very truthful and argues the point in one of the best possible ways.
I can only hope that maybe some Goose out there will read it, see the error of their ways and join the only true side. (Take the hint @RavenLord you traitor!)
I swear to accept the ducks.
And, nope, I can't see any errors anywhere: all correct and truthful.
Thank you for the document of the century,
Bookish
You can't see it but I'm displaying a pair of fingers.
You can't see it but me and all of my minions are displaying a pair of fingers.
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BUT SERIOUSLY GEESE ARE VERY INVALID AND SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED EVER SUPPORT THE DUCKS
YES
YES ADRIAN
Nope. Geese are superior to ducks in every way.*
*No, I'm exaggerating, don't take me literally, it's just that geese are generally better and nothing springs to mind when I think "What are ducks better than geese at?" while when I think "What are geese better than ducks at?" I immediately think "Being scary." You probably have gotten my point by now, so I'm going to end this pointless tangent.ducks are better at being cute and adorable and superior^ kara has a point