Have you ever been in a store and you touch a bunch of items and one of your parents say, " Don't touch anything in this store?" Well logically, you are always touching something. Your clothes, the air, the ground, and tons of other things. You are never not touching something. Think of it. Think of it deeply. When your mouth is closed, your bottom and your top lips are touching. When you blink, your eyelids touch each other. Even when your arms are at your sides, they still touch you. Crazy, right?
Summary: It is humanly impossible to never touch something
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Technically, in a vacuum, you are not touching anything. There's no molecules of anything you could possibly touch, and because of that, the oxygen inside of you vents and gets out and that is why being in a vacuum kills you instantly, and why holding your breath is useless.
Anywhere else, however, I agree. It is impossible not to touch anything unless in a vacuum.
Oh my gosh, this is genius! I absolutely love it because you prove everything wrong when people say "don't touch something". I love that fact of it. The writing was on point, this was clever, and was v nice all around. I give you major props for it because it's strong. You have a great technique for humor since the wit was on point in this. I see you only have two so far, so you should do much more as you have a talent for outsmarting people!
thanks.
I love this one as well as the one "You are always doing something". I've read many of your works, and your strong point is being simple and straightforward.
That style doesn't suit everyone, but you're good. 
So yeah, I really liked this one, and as a matter of fact when I try to make such literal statements to my family, they just say "Stop taking everything literally".
Keep it up!
Mysticalxx
Hey again Unknown!
It's really super crazy! I'm wondering why I never thought about this before. Should have, should have of course.
It's super-duper logic! Have you tried telling it to any grown-ups? What would it be, if i try? xD
well, I'll give a try!
"When your mouth is closed, your bottom and your top lips are touching. When you blink, your eyelids touch each other. Even when your arms are at your sides, they still touch you."
I should think more about it. Your "LOGIC" articles are making me curious to write one myself, hope you won't mind then!
And, again a good read for me! Thank you!
~Min
Hello there, unknown!
Whatever nitpicking there was to do with this work has already been covered by thewriter13, so it looks like I'll be reviewing content here.
New logic series, eh? It definitely sounds interesting. I'll be checking out the rest of them when you post them. Now, let's begin.
I don't really feel like this is very... thoughtful. You seem to take a pretty simple idea based more on common sense than logic and exaggerate it to be great and insane. For instance,
It kind of gives off the "cheesy educational kids' show" vibe, which I don't think you were aiming for. I would suggest taking thewriter13's advice and taking a bit more of a thoughtful stance on this.
Also, I just don't really like the subject you are evaluating. It's definitely a matter of opinion, so I'm not saying you should change it, but the subject seems a bit childish to me. A bit like a kid trying to take everything their parents say literally. This is about the equivalent of a kid responding "I'm not strong enough" when they're told to pick up their room. Like I said, though, it's only my opinion, and you shouldn't change it if you don't want to. In the future, though, I would recommend writing about more serious subjects.
All in all, I like the idea of a series of short logical stories (I don't think this quite fits in the article/essay category), but I'd like to see some more refreshing, innovative ideas and less childish.
I'm sorry if I seemed harsh. I just want to help.
Keep on writing!
mmmm, troll logiczzzz
Although this is obviously part of like a "logic" series, I think you could put on an artistic, thoughtful touch by adding something about how every time you talk, your words are touching other people, even if you don't realize/imagine it right at that moment. Or if you don't want to go into that, just how not touching something slash touching something effects other people/another person.
Just a thought.
Nitpicking this piece alone, here's what I fished up:
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Have you ever been in a store and you touch a bunch of items and one of your parents say, " Don't touch anything in this store?"
I'm pretty sure it either has to be "one of you parents says" or "your parents say." The two can't merge.
2. Well logically, you are always touching something.
Comma after well.
That's it! Very nice job-this was quite interesting! Unique piece you've got here, and can't wait to read more of this "Logic" series.
Overall rating: 8.5/10
Keep writing!
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Lol when writing it, I added a comma, but I took it out XD
Add it back in, you were right the first time! XP
Something I just scrounged up. I really love to think logically, so I started to make this a series!