"Hey, DA FRIEND, want to here a funny story about what me and my sister did this weekend?" THE BROTHER said.
"Alright, so it all started when-" He was cut off by THE sister,
"DON'T TELL!" She flew at him, pinned THE BROTHER to the ground, and taped his mouth shut.
DA FRIEND backed up a bit, then looked at THE BROTHER, "Man, your sis is scary!"
"Don't," THE SISTER said, breathing hard, "tell."
DA FRIEND turned and ran down the hallway.
"MMMHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Gabe. THE SISTER ripped off the duck tape.
"Don't tell mom." THE SISTER said, standing up. "And don't breath another word about what happened this weekend. Then, THE SISTER turned and ran down the hallway.
"She completely came out of no where, TACKLED me, and ducktaped my mouth! Can you believe it?" Asked THE BROTHER.
"Man, bruh." THE BROTHERS other best friend, A FRIEND, asked, "What does she not want you to tell?"
THE BROTHER smiled. "She licked horse manure." THE BROTHER said. A FRIEND started laughing. THE BROTHER laughed, too. But it didn't last long, a shadow creeped up behind THE BROTHER.
"You told." She said simply. "You betrayed me." Her head hung low. But then a malicous smile spread across her face. She pulled out the time-turner necklace she got for her birthday.
"This wrong must be righted!" THE SISTER declared. She turned the time-turner, and disappeared.
It is said, that to this day, THE SISTER is still trying to find the Saturday afternoon she licked poop. During her time traveling adventure, she changed the world as we know it. She became Maria Mozart, J.K Rowling, Gretal, from the from Hansel and Gretal, and more. Just open your history book or Fairy Tale book, and you'll find her!