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Hate Finals?

by Snoink


A parody of a Christmas song:

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeaaaaaar!
All our essays are due
And our finals are soon
And there's abject feeeaaaaaar!
Oh! It's the most happiest times
Of the yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!


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Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:26 pm
The Silent Aviator says...



I finished the last of my exams on Monday.
Hallelujah!

I didn't do so well,though :(...
can only blame myself for not studying enough.




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Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:09 pm
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Love it! :)

But, seriously, Snoink...have you any work that you've written SERIOUSLY?... ;)




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Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:25 pm
Doctor Kitty says...



Yay!

*victory dance*

98% in theology...! WOO!

*Waits for his Algebra II score from yesterday...*

Today's Spanish and Geography. :P




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Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:42 am
Snoink says...



Geez! My community college is so... difficult. :? I mean, I did a Spanish play, wrote several essays for Spanish, and the final was a 250-500 word response to a short story -- both were written in Spanish. My chemistry class -- gosh. It was difficult. Very difficult. At one point, I got the highest score of the class for one of the exams... a 76%. My music would have been easy, except I tutored a handicapped student. The easiest class I had was my calculus class.

*cries*




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Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:39 am
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I adored my finals this semester;

I was forty minutes late for my Spanish Final, and still managed to take the test and leave before anyone else in the class. I scored a 96.

I was in and out of my Health Final in less than twenty minutes--I scored a 94.

My Philosophy Final was to watch Batman Begins and write an essay relating it to the Philosophy of Religion. We did a group essay, each of us picking a chapter from Aldous Huxley's "Perennial Philosophy," and relating to the movie. We each wrote one page. We scored a 98, and that was only becuase one of our group did not know how to spell the teacher's name.

I love Community College. :roll:




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Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:26 am
Crayon says...



*does a little dance* woot woot! here in wonderful NZ dont do any exams till next year cause im only 15....around here we dont start exams till 5th form! oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lol




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Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:45 pm
Doctor Kitty says...



At least we're done now!

>.< Lucky. :P

an Algebra II midterm *fear*

I'm taking that in about...4 hours... :/




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Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:43 am
Meshugenah says...



arg... no. finals are the second week after christmas break. so I get to study all of break it I want to pass. fun, no?

lucky snoinky, done already.




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Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:40 am
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I can't believe you people have your finals now!!! :o Poor you!!! Know what I'm doing now? Lazing around all day, staying as far away from my books as possible. :)




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Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:20 am
Snoink says...



Firestarter wrote:It's amusing though: you seriously have to take tests before Christmas?

*laughs at all your misfortunes*


Oh shut up...

At least we're done now!




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Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:00 pm
Jessie Hartman says...



Ha!Ha! I love it! I've just emerged from my first time taking finals, I thought I was going to die!




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:08 pm
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*resists urge to smack something* yes. finals. they stink. Like a dead skunk.




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:08 pm
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Since my school starts close to Labor Day, our second nine weeks doesn't end until two weeks after Christmas. Meaning... you guessed it... my finals are the week after we come back from Christmas.

My Rhetoric midterm this year is going to be a paper/essay thingy... going to have a MASSIVELY HUGE AND ENORMOUS Omnibus test involving identify/describe, short answer and multiple essays... an Algebra II midterm *fear* and a Latin one... good Lord...

I think I'll start singing your song at school, Snoink.




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:57 pm
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It's amusing though: you seriously have to take tests before Christmas?

*laughs at all your misfortunes*




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:56 pm
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My Theology mid-term/final/whatever is going to kill me. Just so much stuff to...*shudder*...memorize.

As for finals, i.e. the tests right before summer, if I keep my averages above 93, then I can be exempt from most tests! Woot!

(At my school, 93+ is an A. If you have an A average for a subject for the entire year, you don't have to take the final.)

(I heard that my school is considering getting rid of mid-terms and finals altogether due to people passing all year until they take the tests, then they fail the big test, and they have to take a class all over again.)

At the rate I'm going, I can be exempt from everything except Algebra II. (That darn math. Why does it have to be so hard and fun at the same time?)

Anyway, yeah, Snoink. I know how you feel. The only threatening Mid-Term to me right now is the Systematic Theology one. That one's gonna be scary... That Alg II test might become a threat soon enough though. Then, of course, there's the ancient literature from English now...

Oh crap...It's coming...MID-TERM FEVER! AAAAH!

*ahem*




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:35 pm
Snoink says...



I know... bad grammar. I can't use good grammar in real life. :P That's just how I sing it.




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:31 pm
Firestarter says...



"the most happiest" ... ?




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:19 pm
Snoink says...



And it's so true!




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Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:01 pm
Nis says...



Madness. Totally insane it reminds me of myself. :D




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Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:34 pm
Tara says...



Snoink, you never fail to amuse me :lol:




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Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:01 pm
Duskglimmer says...



*falls out of chair laughing* I love it!





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