The five poems are, in no specific order, Lee Harvey; Stand By Me; Bullet; Gone.; and You Suck. Note: This humor contains dark and satirical topics used in a "Strange" way. Puns are great, are they? P.S Lee Harvey is the most light-hearted poem in here, as it contains nothing controversial.
Stand By Me
Stand by me,
Through everything.
Every time we're together,
I get this warm feeling.
I call you my love,
My one and only.
You call me a "stalker",
Creepy and lonely.
So what if I sit in your garden,
What's the problem with that?
I may have hacked into your phone,
And stolen your cat.
You can't face it,
We belong together.
You may of forgotten about me,
But I'll remember you forever.
The whole 42 phone calls a day,
That's not creepy.
I don't see why it makes you afraid,
And why you're weeping.
You obviously don't know,
What I see.
One question,
Why won't you stand by me?
Bullet.
I won't shoot you,
I want them to realize.
I found the beauty,
In your eyes.
I won't kill anyone,
They need to understand.
We belong together,
I love you.
You love me too,
Your parents don't know that.
We can get th-
Damn it, I pulled the trigger!
Gone.
On the guitar,
Playing the song.
I never knew,
You'll be gone.
I may have overreacted,
But that's not the problem.
It's my mistake,
That I didn't solve it.
You said we were over,
I didn't take that serious.
Knowing that you're dead,
Makes me furious.
When you went with him,
I couldn't help it.
The whole idea of it,
Made me hectic.
I may have freaked out,
By driving a car in his house.
The next person I saw,
Was you in your blood stained yellow blouse.
I'm so sorry,
I hope this wasn't long.
One final word is,
I can't handle you gone.
Lee Harvey
Plop plop plop.
My feet hit the ground.
Hahahahaha.
Laughed the kids.
Creek, knock, creek.
The sound the seat made.
Chuckle.
You made.
Yawn.
I made.
Silence.
My arm wrapped around your shoulder.
Flop, whoosh, splash.
The sound the soda you threw at my face made.
You Suck.
People may love you,
But I hate your guts.
As you hate action flicks,
And you love your nuts.
You're such a good friend,
I'll always trust you.
What's been coming out of their mouths,
Haven't been true.
First of all,
You know nothing about commitment.
You're a horrible person,
Can you see it?
You're eagerly waiting,
For your parents to die.
So you can gain inheritance,
Without working a single day in your life.
Second,
You often went out.
As I sat at home,
Without a huge crowd.
Do you have fun drinking,
And doing party drugs?
Your sense of reality is slowly growing,
Just like slugs.
No wonder why we broke up,
You suck.
Have fun with your life,
And "good luck."
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