Jamal

DISCLAMIER: VERY RACIST, MY BROTHER WROTE THIS WITH A FEW FRIENDS (HIGHSCHOOL GUYS MIGHT I ADD). PLEASE IF YOU ARE OFFENED BY IT DON'T TALK CRAP.... I WARNED YOU.

There once was a nigger,
He was the niggerliest of them all.
And he had a niggerly name
Which was nigger Jamal.

When Jamal was young, his mother once said
His father wasn't there
Because he was dead.
But Jamal knew the truth
Of his fathers demise;
He was in niggerly jail
For his niggerly crimes.
And upon knowing this,
The nigger did cry,
And used his niggerly hands
To wipe the tears from his eyes.

When Jamal grew older
He moved to a land
Called Negrotopia
And, oh how was it grand.
Yes a grand place was it
For a nigger to be,
With watermelon galore
And its fresh KFC.
And not even to mention
Its nigger TV,
And its grape soda fountains
Plus its negro police.

And now in negrotopia
How happy was Jamal
To see all the different niggers
The wide, short and tall.

But one day Jamal was taken away
To a plae called America
And much to his demise-
He was put on a plantation;
And picked cotten all day
Oh yes, all day_day_he_did_so
He picked cotton, for his slave owner
Whose name was Jerome

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Jerome hated niggers,
Of all shapes and size
From their negroly feet
To thier nigger-brown eyes.
But in one nigger
Whose name was Jerome-
He did find-
A nigger he had never seen before.
He was one-of-a-kind
So Jerome grew to be a kind-
of this nigger indeed.
And a friendly friend-friend
To his nigger was he.