The Dead Third Class That Never Existed According to Holographic Ladybug



			We’re not-never using baddest of grammar to day
And no run-onsentences where the chicken came after the egg whish led to mass
destruction in my hat my hat using horrible spelling to vanquisheveryone who wins turkeys!


Heh.


So I haven’t
scared you yet
					~and I dead
No! now shut up!
					Meanie.
[[[[[[[[[[[


I HAVE AN ELECTROCUTION CURSE
Follow th lucky stars until your dreams come true…..


Ascending~					You’re
In order to					Such a
Hve the rules					Twit
					You nerd


FLAMING HOBOES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You’re pizza box is here
				He-he……






I HAVE THE unbeatable curse:
	SEMicolons!!!!!!!
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Theyre winking at me…………….			(Whispery voice)


The butterflies are my face
There attackine………….


[quote]I say,
We should all wear silly costumes and walk around the fireplace, screaming like
dingoes. Just as a saftery precaution, we should NOT save the
dog when its tong is on fire. It’s name is Eustance Clarence Scrubb and it deserved it.
But I do say, myqueen, that it is about time that this card game should start. It’s
taking an awfully long time, while mine is just being kind of slow.
They are overestimating it and I have no point to prove. Ok, very
little. I’m not quite sure what will happen next, but I surely
won’t make it past ten.
I’ve thinkthey’ve got the details all wrong…………
OOOoooooooooooooo!
A spade of me s! how wonderful! (but the me of hearts is sending bad
influence; it is stabbing!)[/quote]




RAPUNZE!
``````````WHAT?
LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
``````I’M a self-concious brat so I shaved it all of!
Oh, well your no longer hot
`````
I’m a superficial prince
````````NOW off MY lawn;


Happy Australian Celebrated Day!
Happy Waitangi Day!
Happy Figi-related Day!
Happy Easter!
Happy Kwanza!
Happy [insert festival name here]!
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“Tonight, we have a special—“
“SHUT UP!”




‘kay? Ok.


In n respect…….
Welll, there is none.






My butt is on
fire! (Cue theme song)
My butt bụ
ọkụ! (Cue isiokwu song)
¡Mi
culo está en llamas!
(Tema
Cue)
Rassinn
minn
er
á
eldinn!
(Cue
þema
lagið)
Type
text or a website address or translate
a document.
Cancel
Mijn
kont staat in brand! (Cue theme song)
Mening
ko't
fire!
(Cue
mavzusi
song)
Мой
живот
в
огне!
(Cue
песня)
Můj
zadek
je
v
plamenech!
(Cue
téma
song)
Πισινό
μου
είναι
στην πυρκαγιά!
(Cue
τραγούδι)
Type
text or a website address or translate
a document.
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Ko
toku reke i runga i te ahi! (Tohu kaupapa waiata)
我的屁股著火了!
(提示主題曲)
Mes fesses est en
feu! (Cue chanson thème)
butt
ຂອງຂ້າພະເຈົ້ານີ້ແມ່ນກ່ຽວກັບໄຟ!
(ເພງ
Cue)
			Yeah, yeah. Google Translate…..


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. . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .
There are four of
mine.
	I don’t want three
I’d like four.






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Amabilia
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I was pretty confused at this. I don't know if there are references to anything, and quite frankly I didn't read all of it. A couple things I would change are how you use different languages and, at the end, it doesn't say what you want. Your poem doesn't follow any kind of story line, so some readers might just get confused or bored. I don't mean to be rude. I can see where you're coming from and how sometimes we just want to do random stuff. Keep writing!

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Amabilia
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I was pretty confused at this. I don't know if there are references to anything, and quite frankly I didn't read all of it. A couple things I would change are how you use different languages and, at the end, it doesn't say what you want. Your poem doesn't follow any kind of story line, so some readers might just get confused or bored. I don't mean to be rude. I can see where you're coming from and how sometimes we just want to do random stuff. Keep writing!

It's supposed to be confusing.

Oh, it's fine. I completely get that you would be confused. :)

Well hi new friend!

I just wanted to start this off saying that I'm literally just tickled at how amazingly funny I thought your poem was. I feel like it's just symbolizing how we just want to write what we want, and then read it and question our sanity!? Maybe it was or wasn't the idea you had going on, or maybe you just had no idea and just wrote some stuff down and made it work!? But, overall, I enjoyed going into your brain kind of, and seeing how you write and how you bring pieces of you into your work. Just one thing though, if anyone ever tries to just bash and hate on your work, don't mind them and keep creating your wonderful work.

Keep on writing!
JustOneMorePoem

Thanks! You've got a wonderful point! :D



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