HolographicLadybug's Class on Seriousism















Welcome, welcome all
To my ridiculous class on seriousism.
Where we examine,
in all seriousness,
What it is all about.


We are dead serious
(cue goofy grin)
Alright, alright, that was maybe predictable
BUT YOU CAN’T STOP ME! HAHA!


I can’t be serious, can i?
then why intend to interpret me so                                       ?
Im noot going 2 spel alk peerphfectelie,
just 4e fune,
So you don’t know what too do
(Maybe I’ goig o miss a w wods as wel)


				i’m going to mess all up!
Just so you have not clue
do to What
									With your sorry lives


i’m a bit sloppy.
BUT WHO CARES!
									(Cue Crazed Laughter)
i’m just going for it!
			You can’t take me seriously!


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-Holographic Ladybug
(Best qUote evEr, bY thE Way)




You’ve’d stopped tryin’ at this point.
So go home!
Don’t worry about it!
*RUBS NAKED BUTT AGAINST WINDOW*
			YYOOUU  CCAANN’’TT  HHAANNDDLLEE  MMEE!!!!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
HA!


Too chicked are you?
Can’t you handle me?
Pfffffttttt!
Of course not!
(eyes wide open)
i’m crrrraaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy




Ah! Ah! Ah!
Do yu get it?
Hm?
No.
i’m wrong.
8Looks at you closely, peering into a stethoscope8
You're incurable.




i see puuuuuuurrrple……
Fuzzy yellow brds…………………………………………………………….
Becasue In all serioSity,
M na-enweghị uche na niile NA A NDỤ !!!!! Ọ o! M adị na ị

na-eme adịghị. M nwere echiche nke Scott adị!
(yes, i used google translate.. deal with it!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1)






										Ticky
			Sandwhich
They’re out to get you
From] the sky


[insert motivational quote here]




{feel free to find one for me}




No more grammar!
No more rules!
No more sense!
Because I don’t make any!
9he-he!)


Because in all seriousism,
Ladybugs who happen to Be holoGRams are more sweller than HOUSEDeW pie!






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@YOU DON’T SUCK! HAVE CONFIDENCE!@






I’ve got a shiny newapostrophe for you.
Here: ‘




No more sense!
So don’t try to make any l.							(thel left the . behing)
Nogoals								Or analysis
				i’m feed up!
You (whoops, i meant ‘with’) your stinking nonsense!
An you trying to make sense
To make me berret!
							IT’S NOT HelPINg!
You can’t rule me!
*Rubs butt on window again*
i’m a wild ball of flame and fire!
								Who’s on run from the law!
You can’t catch me!								w/oops~
 Your rules don’t apply!
[2} me!
					Boo-yeah!				i can do what i want!
MY FONT’S bigger THAN YOURS’E’!


don’t ry to interpret this as seriousism,
Because You'rre not working
YOU should realized BY now that i DON’T make sense					Like ever!








Hmmmmmm………


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felistia
Review

Hi HolographicLadybug, Felistia here with a review for you. :D

Right so lets dive right in shall we?

First off, WOW that it a confusing poem of note, but absolutely hilariously funny. What were you doing to make you come up with this? I mean I would have a hard time coming up with this, even on my good days. :D

So a class on seriousism, right. After reading the poem it felt more like the Joker teaching a class how not to smile, in other words there is no seriousness at all. And that is what makes it so funny. :D

This is the funniest part by far (*RUBS NAKED BUTT AGAINST WINDOW*) and the font really helps with the madness of the writing. Numbers here, letters there, it's a bit of a mad house.
Anyways that is what I have to say about it. :D I really enjoyed it and look forward to your next piece of madness. Never stop writing and I hope you have a great day\night. :D

I'm glad you liked it. I was sick of people taking works that I had written with no seriousness at all seriously, so that's why I wrote this! (So much fun!) Thanks for the review! :D

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crobbins
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Hey, I'm here for a review (of sorts)!

I laughed so much through this! It was AMAZING! Like seriously, you crack me up. Not even kidding.

Like for example I like burst out laughing at this part:
*RUBS NAKED BUTT AGAINST WINDOW*
YYOOUU CCAANN’’TT HHAANNDDLLEE MMEE!!!!
I legitimately was like "OMFG!"

If you can't tell I like this a lot.

Anyways, I really like how you changed the formatting to go along with your story. Nice touch.
And I also like that you used a different font than the usual one I see.

So overall, HAHAAHAHAHHAHAA. Ok. Let me try again . . .

So overall, well done! I really liked it!

Happy Writing!
<3

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NympheaLily
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This... Is... Awesome!! I suppose it's the idea of a person who isn't serious to try and be serious. I read this aloud in my head and imagined everything that happened in this poem. I started laughing so hard, my friend came in and thought I was in the middle of a seizure.

Thank you for that bundle of "seriousness"!! ;)

See you around,
NympheaLily

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NympheaLily
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WOW. That didn't make sense at all but it made me laugh!

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herbgirl
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You're right. I can't handle you. XP



When one is highly alert to language, then nearly everything begs to be a poem.
— James Tate