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Tainted Meat

by niteowl


A/N: Based off of the song "Tainted Love" popularized by Soft Cell.  Link to the original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNaTwf63uqw WARNING: this is not technically inappropriate, but it does involved a guyliner-ed Caesar singing to a little girl, so it is disturbing. It could ruin this awesome 80's jam for you forever. 

Also, I did find parodies with a similar premise on Youtube, but I believe mine is different enough to qualify as "not plagiarized". 


I just found out there’s horsemeat
in my beef, yeah it’s not
Really beef  
It’s been found in meat all over the EU  
Now everyone’s
losing their lunch  
And Romania’s
Getting blamed for doing this to us

(chorus)
Once I ate beef rare (I ate)
Now I cannot bear
This tainted meat I’ve gotten
So I’ll just let it go rotten  
Took my cash and spent it on horse
Oh...tainted meat (neigh neigh)
Tainted meat  

Now I know so I must
throw it out I've got to
Get it out
It just doesn’t feel right
To eat ponies
On buns with cheese
They say that it’s perfectly safe  
But they can’t hide horse DNA  

(chorus)
Once I ate beef rare (I ate)
Now I cannot bear
This tainted meat I’ve gotten
So I’ll just let it go rotten  
Took my cash and spent it on horse
Oh...tainted meat (neigh neigh)
Tainted meat  

Don't touch it please
Don’t wanna grill Black Beauty
I love beef but this hurts me so
Now I'm going to eat chicken wings, oh!  
Tainted meat, tainted meat (x2)
Don’t eat it baby, tainted meat (x2)
Tainted meat(x3)


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Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:15 pm
PlanetBonkers says...



but the meat tastes so good!! Poor horses though </3 This parody is so good! XD




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Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:15 pm
PlanetBonkers says...



but the meat tastes so good!! Poor horses though </3 This parody is so good! XD




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Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:22 pm
guineapiggirl wrote a review...



Hey Niteowl! This has been hanging around way too long.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, that video was disturbing! Like, seriously disturbing :O

But these lyrics are GREAT!

(chorus)
Once I ate beef rare (I ate)
Now I cannot bear
This tainted meat I’ve gotten
So I’ll just let it go rotten
Took my cash and spent it on horse
Oh...tainted meat (neigh neigh)
Tainted meat

Don't touch it please
Don’t wanna grill Black Beauty
I love beef but this hurts me so
Now I'm going to eat chicken wings, oh!
Tainted meat, tainted meat (x2)
Don’t eat it baby, tainted meat (x2)
Tainted meat(x3)

these two are my favourite verses!
I haven't got much to suggest but I just wanted to say that I found this hilarious, and I hope you won the lyrics competition, and if you want me to review any of your original stuff anytime send me a message!




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Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:08 pm
tteele wrote a review...



Hahahahahahaha , that was pretty genius :P Seriously hilarious but really describes what is going on right now. The topic isn't actually that funny , i meany poor ponies but this looked at it at a more funny angle which was great :D i seriously liked it , brought a smile on my face





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