The lab is loaded up
with gadgets all around
yet somehow what you need
will never be found
The colors look so pretty
but what do they mean?
And how is it all so dirty
when all you do is clean?
Chorus
Go to grad school
and you're just a fool.
Are you doing science
or are you just a tool?
Nobody knows what they're talking about
Advisor says they all just do and don't think
"If you're published in Nature, then you're just a dumb lout"
Everyday my confidence starts to shrink
I stare at my model script hoping it will run
But MATLAB says "Matrix appears badly scaled".
Trying to debug it just isn't much fun.
I keep editing but it always fails
Go to grad school
and you feel like a fool.
Are you doing science
or are you just a tool?
This mess will be a paper somehow, someday
You don't get to defend any other way
I might get out in 5 to 10, I think
but till then I guess I'll have another drink
Go to grad school
and you feel like a fool.
Are you doing science
or are you just a tool?
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