Knights of the Green Room

After a long night of writing edicts of gracious valor, they have been sent to all knights, listing their accomplishments to be placed at will in their trophy cabinets.

Enjoy!

In the distance, a lone figure could be seen tugging a makeshift wagon across the rocky plains. The figure approached the homestead with slow, heaving steps. It wasn't until she tumbled down the hill, her wagon pushing against her back and forming giant dust clouds, that she got close enough to see. When the debris cleared, the curiosity of the bystanders were finally answered. Inside the wagon were about three dozen slain monster heads, each a different color from pumpkin orange to neon purple; the heads were twice the lady Knight's size, as the she was but only a hundred centimeters tall. Perhaps it was her diminutive figure, or the plainness of her clothing, or the fact she carried no weapons, but it hardly apparent that the girl was a knight at all. Only her sigil and the bright green gleams of her girdle gave her away.

"The Lost Knight Has Returned!" Cheered the crowd, upon recognizing the lemon shapes of her sigil. Of course, most of the Green Knights thought Knight Audster dead, she had been missing for quite some time.

"I bring forth enough heads for a feast!" She said to the area at large. Sure enough, it was enough heads for a sword, a shield, and a helm. Four more, and she could've gotten a horse, to be sure. And though her voyage was long and treacherous, Knight Audster did enjoy the time she spent camping out in the dark woods amidst the trees, but she was dead tired of trying to decapitate the monsters with only her bare hands...

Knight Audster spotted Knight Attack amidst the crowd and bowed. She would name her sword, Lemon(Bl)ade.

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Rydia Fellow in Arms!

Does this count as a shrubbery?

1. Deadman

2. drew89

3. Los

4. Sparkie

5. Twit

6. Toe

7. Manisha

8. Lyssiekins

9. mindblown

10. mindblown(2)

11. Waarheid

12. Gianinepantig

13. Lovexorxhatred

14. Persy

15. Salttlifee

16. Emilyleigh

17. Rosan

18. Alfredsymon

19. Santana

20. Jadefox

21. Uldin

22. Noelle

23. Noelle(2)

24. Birkhoff

25. Birkhoff(2)

26. Weareallembers

27. Jonquil

28. Unicornsmilz

29. Elizabethisalive3

30. Magpie94

Updated for you!

If everyone can remember to update their original post with their new links at the same time, please. I know it seems silly now that we have the trophy case, but it helps my poor little brain keep up. Also, if you're up to review 80, mark it as 80, rather than starting a new count for each badge.

I don't like maths. xD

My list:

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1. Lightning In the Office Of Reality
2. Death Flower
3. Searching
4. Where did you go, John?
5. Midnight Bliss
6. Night, Possibly Being a Metaphor for Something Else
7. Family Dinner
8. The Monster Word
9. Am i so different?
10. War Against Myself and Others Chapter 1
11. To Wish Upon a Hope
12. What My Reflection Said
13. Chasing Neon Stars
14. Legal Meets Illegal ~ Chapter One
15. Stalker
16. French Fries.
17. Rain doesn't fall in the desert

There are many ways to fall into dishonor, but being thorough and pacing yourself is not one of them. The way the Knights of the Green Room work best is by working together. More eager, quick-slicing Knights surge ahead, the first to the edge of the fray. Other knights reach for perfection, searching in the most hidden and unlikely of beast-nests to find threats that others have missed.

@Elinor%20Brynn kneels before her community and receives her well-earned Knighthood.



Knight Elinor

New trophy cabinets are way cool. You are doing a good job of slowly bringing me back here from my busy Korea schedule.

I have obtained.

A Village

What does this mean?

Land badges will be coming shortly!

That particular badge was for our very first challenge, the initial clearing of the Green Room! The knights fought hard, well into weeks to gain this beautiful tapestry to cover their walls.

O I see. I wish I had been there to help in the fight.

Trust me, young knight, more battles will be in store for us.

The fight is never finished!

Okay, so I haven't updated my kill-list in ages!

Soon I shall return and add another fifty or so! For now I wish to announce having just destroyed a deadly poem, and in doing so earned a helmet.

Viral.

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Can I nominate myself as a Squire? I have a couple reviews on the Green room.
Name's Willow Cutz. I'll spare you the long introduction, I'm the leading supporter of funny/quirky writing so I'llbe here.

*walks away awkwardly*

We shall await your equally-awkward return, Noble Squire!


Also, Jordin, I noticed your post on the last page about conspiring with fellow Knights to try to get the village badges by letting different parts get released when other Knights are on first to review, and that is a fantastic and completely honorable idea. Knights helping knights!!!

Thank-you Hannah. (Nice to see you back in business.)