Conics Unfortunately (TLMS III)
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Conics Unfortunately: 1
An alien in the ladies' room recovers from motion sickness.
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Conics Unfortunately: 2
Wheelchairs do not get along well with the Fold Terminal staff elevators (which aren't even real elevators).
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Conics Unfortunately: 3
Taken from Chapter 5 of "A Life Unfolded: the story of Tejal Sethi"
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Conics Unfortunately: 4
Time to get the heck out of Dodge.
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Conics Unfortunately: 5
Finally, the eponymous ship we've all been waiting for.
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Conics Unfortunately: 6
Ellipse sucks at being a polite passenger/crew mate/whatever
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Conics Unfortunately: 7
Teeny-boppers are not the best people to have working as your primary tech crew.
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Conics Unfortunately: 8
Eating was supposed to be an adventure, but the girl scouts ruined that.
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Conics Unfortunately: 9
A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad: Movement 13. Or, disaster strikes at the Intergalactic Sci-Tech Summit.
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Conics Unfortunately: 10
A pit-stop-slash-shopping-trip
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Conics Unfortunately: 11
This time the food is actually a bit of an adventure.
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Conics Unfortunately: 12
Why Captain Maj is a kind of terrible (in)human being.
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Conics Unfortunately: 13
Ellipse could have prevented a lot of trouble back at the earthling fold terminal.
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Conics Unfortunately: 14
You get arrested! And you get arrested! Everybody gets arrested!
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Conics Unfortunately: 15
The atmosphere of the War of Titan Independence, as told by Tejal Sethi.
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Conics Unfortunately: 16
Tejal is a pain in the behind, as he was before.
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Conics Unfortunately: 17
Ellipse stumbles upon her crewmates' nerdfest.
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Conics Unfortunately: 18
Techno ghost story campfire time (Focci sings a ballad about people dying in explosions)
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Conics Unfortunately: 19
Tejal the stick meets sugars, amino acids, and lipids.
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Conics Unfortunately: 20
The Bei family is not bae.
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Conics Unfortunately: 21
There is a story behind the English name of the lizard system.
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Conics Unfortunately: 22
Ellipse helps out with the fold generator, for once in her life.
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Conics Unfortunately: 23
Ellipse spends still more time in bathrooms.
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Conics Unfortunately: 24
The aftermath of the shooting at the ISTS part one.
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Conics Unfortunately: 25
The RV Impending's destruction, take two.
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Conics Unfortunately: 26
Andra's new albums drops in more ways than one.
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Conics Unfortunately: 27
The boys print out miniature fold generator 2.0
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Conics Unfortunately: 28
Ellipse is a speed demon.
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Conics Unfortunately: 29
Focci messes with the ship
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Conics Unfortunately: 30
Tejal hits his growth spurt, and Ellipse acts like a decent captain for once in her life.
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Conics Unfortunately: 31
Tejal explains even more history
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Conics Unfortunately: 32
Customs is less of a hassle than expected.
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Conics Unfortunately: 33
Time to finally meet the most popular person in the universe
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Conics Unfortunately: 34
Ellipse learns tips for convincing people she is not, in fact, Elliott Bei.
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Conics Unfortunately: 35
Psych! The hydrogen floaters don't have bathrooms.
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Conics Unfortunately: 36
Fifty shades of green. Or, Ellipse uses UV photography.
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Conics Unfortunately: 37
Ellipse almost crushes a dream
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Conics Unfortunately: 38
Ellipse meets more bounty hunters
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Conics Unfortunately: 39
A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad (or, plans for the future)
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Conics Unfortunately: 40
Ellipse runs away from a fight and manages to keep her trumpet in tact.
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Conics Unfortunately: 41
The really vague back story of Ellie Tibot part one
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Conics Unfortunately: 42
Ellipse explains her greatest fear.
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Conics Unfortunately: 43
Tejal knows what's up
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Conics Unfortunately: 44
The hunt for the final Impending crew member begins
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Conics Unfortunately: 45
Focci meets an attractive siren for the first time since Ellipse joined the crew. It's only been 44 chapters.
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Conics Unfortunately: 46
And you thought car chases were fun.
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Conics Unfortunately: 47
Tejal is a clueless but well-loved child.
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Conics Unfortunately: 48
The fact that bathrooms are good hiding places works to Ellipse's disadvantage this time.
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Conics Unfortunately: 49
Ellipse finally comes up with the best method of foiling bounty hunters.
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Conics Unfortunately: 50
How to Fite a Bounty Hunter, said by Tejal, executed by Ellipse
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Conics Unfortunately: 51
Captain Maj has friends who are not bounty hunters.
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Conics Unfortunately: 52
A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad: investor negotiations
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Conics Unfortunately: 53
Ellipse is proactive finally.
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Conics Unfortunately: 54
Ellipse runs while doing the fireman carry, which is probably impossible, even if Tejal is light.
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Conics Unfortunately: 55
Meet Focci's fam.
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Conics Unfortunately: 56
Focci's mothers impart their infinite motherly wisdom at a Japanese-Siren restaurant.
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Conics Unfortunately: 57
The boys actually explain some science.
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Conics Unfortunately: 58
Ellipse gets a bunch of messages from Earth
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Conics Unfortunately: 59
This is not the ISS you know and love, sorry.
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Conics Unfortunately: 60
Who pays attention to wild yelling in the subway?
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Conics Unfortunately: 61
"Family" dinner time.
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Conics Unfortunately: 62
From: A Life Unfolded by Tejal Sethi - why chase after a justified runaway?
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Conics Unfortunately: 63
The cutest chapter of this entire story. Or, Ellipse spills the beans and the kids have a group hug.
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Conics Unfortunately: 64
The last action scene begins. It's all law and psychological torture from here for Ellipse and co.
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Conics Unfortunately: 65
Ellipse flies in a pseudo-dogfight.
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Conics Unfortunately: 66
A Translation of Focci's Ballad - the boys ruminate on their meetings in Earth's great tech hubs.
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Conics Unfortunately: 67
Ellipse returns to Andra-Media and confronts her sibling.
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Conics Unfortunately: 68
Ellipse's life on the satellite continues, almost as though she never left.
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Conics Unfortunately: 69
Andra and Ellipse have a second heart-to-heart
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Conics Unfortunately: 70
We recall a ship that was mentioned only once before in this entire ginormous book.
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Conics Unfortunately: 71
Ellipse gets picked up by a big ship.
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Conics Unfortunately: 72
From "A Life Unfolded: the story of Tejal Sethi," or when Tejal met Ellipse.
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Conics Unfortunately: 73
One of many court cases ends satisfactorily.
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Conics Unfortunately: 74 (end)
Reunion + Finale
