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Conics Unfortunately (TLMS III)

A space opera, except funny and without the supernatural powers.
  • Conics Unfortunately: 1

    An alien in the ladies' room recovers from motion sickness.

    10 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 2

    Wheelchairs do not get along well with the Fold Terminal staff elevators (which aren't even real elevators).

    14 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 3

    Taken from Chapter 5 of "A Life Unfolded: the story of Tejal Sethi"

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 4

    Time to get the heck out of Dodge.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 5

    Finally, the eponymous ship we've all been waiting for.

    13 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 6

    Ellipse sucks at being a polite passenger/crew mate/whatever

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 7

    Teeny-boppers are not the best people to have working as your primary tech crew.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 8

    Eating was supposed to be an adventure, but the girl scouts ruined that.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 9

    A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad: Movement 13. Or, disaster strikes at the Intergalactic Sci-Tech Summit.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 10

    A pit-stop-slash-shopping-trip

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 11

    This time the food is actually a bit of an adventure.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 12

    Why Captain Maj is a kind of terrible (in)human being.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 13

    Ellipse could have prevented a lot of trouble back at the earthling fold terminal.

    11 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 14

    You get arrested! And you get arrested! Everybody gets arrested!

    10 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 15

    The atmosphere of the War of Titan Independence, as told by Tejal Sethi.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 16

    Tejal is a pain in the behind, as he was before.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 17

    Ellipse stumbles upon her crewmates' nerdfest.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 18

    Techno ghost story campfire time (Focci sings a ballad about people dying in explosions)

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 19

    Tejal the stick meets sugars, amino acids, and lipids.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 20

    The Bei family is not bae.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 21

    There is a story behind the English name of the lizard system.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 22

    Ellipse helps out with the fold generator, for once in her life.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 23

    Ellipse spends still more time in bathrooms.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 24

    The aftermath of the shooting at the ISTS part one.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 25

    The RV Impending's destruction, take two.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 26

    Andra's new albums drops in more ways than one.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 27

    The boys print out miniature fold generator 2.0

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 28

    Ellipse is a speed demon.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 29

    Focci messes with the ship

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 30

    Tejal hits his growth spurt, and Ellipse acts like a decent captain for once in her life.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 31

    Tejal explains even more history

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 32

    Customs is less of a hassle than expected.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 33

    Time to finally meet the most popular person in the universe

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 34

    Ellipse learns tips for convincing people she is not, in fact, Elliott Bei.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 35

    Psych! The hydrogen floaters don't have bathrooms.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 36

    Fifty shades of green. Or, Ellipse uses UV photography.

    11 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 37

    Ellipse almost crushes a dream

    10 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 38

    Ellipse meets more bounty hunters

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 39

    A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad (or, plans for the future)

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 40

    Ellipse runs away from a fight and manages to keep her trumpet in tact.

    10 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 41

    The really vague back story of Ellie Tibot part one

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 42

    Ellipse explains her greatest fear.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 43

    Tejal knows what's up

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 44

    The hunt for the final Impending crew member begins

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 45

    Focci meets an attractive siren for the first time since Ellipse joined the crew. It's only been 44 chapters.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 46

    And you thought car chases were fun.

    11 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 47

    Tejal is a clueless but well-loved child.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 48

    The fact that bathrooms are good hiding places works to Ellipse's disadvantage this time.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 49

    Ellipse finally comes up with the best method of foiling bounty hunters.

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 50

    How to Fite a Bounty Hunter, said by Tejal, executed by Ellipse

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 51

    Captain Maj has friends who are not bounty hunters.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 52

    A Rough Translation of Focci's Ballad: investor negotiations

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 53

    Ellipse is proactive finally.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 54

    Ellipse runs while doing the fireman carry, which is probably impossible, even if Tejal is light.

    11 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 55

    Meet Focci's fam.

    12 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 56

    Focci's mothers impart their infinite motherly wisdom at a Japanese-Siren restaurant.

    13 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 57

    The boys actually explain some science.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 58

    Ellipse gets a bunch of messages from Earth

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 59

    This is not the ISS you know and love, sorry.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 60

    Who pays attention to wild yelling in the subway?

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 61

    "Family" dinner time.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 62

    From: A Life Unfolded by Tejal Sethi - why chase after a justified runaway?

    7 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 63

    The cutest chapter of this entire story. Or, Ellipse spills the beans and the kids have a group hug.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 64

    The last action scene begins. It's all law and psychological torture from here for Ellipse and co.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 65

    Ellipse flies in a pseudo-dogfight.

    9 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 66

    A Translation of Focci's Ballad - the boys ruminate on their meetings in Earth's great tech hubs.

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 67

    Ellipse returns to Andra-Media and confronts her sibling.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 68

    Ellipse's life on the satellite continues, almost as though she never left.

    10 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 69

    Andra and Ellipse have a second heart-to-heart

    6 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 70

    We recall a ship that was mentioned only once before in this entire ginormous book.

    8 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 71

    Ellipse gets picked up by a big ship.

    5 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 72

    From "A Life Unfolded: the story of Tejal Sethi," or when Tejal met Ellipse.

    4 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 73

    One of many court cases ends satisfactorily.

    5 min read
  • Conics Unfortunately: 74 (end)

    Reunion + Finale

    5 min read


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