When Disney tried and failed
to make Star Wars great again
They called up Dave and Jon
To fix their grave mistake.
After Clone wars
They came up with a show
To focus on the
This show they called
"The Mandalorian" was a real big hit
All Star Wars nerds fell in love with it
And screamed when Bo-Katan said, "Ashoka."
Mando found Baby Yoda, with the help of Kuiil.
And took him to The Client
Mando realized he was attached to Baby
And couldn't let anything happen to him
He shot some people, burned some too!
In the end his Mando friends got him out of this mess.
He left the planet Nevarro on his Razor Crest
And went to the quiet planet Sorgan
There, he makes a new alliance
he meets Cara Dune
He fights off the pig people
Hopefully, he can find where Yoda belongs soon
After this, and almost a kiss, Mando goes to Mos Eisley land
He meets Miss Peli, mechanic and babysitter, and leaves to find a job.
He meets a jerk, they hunt Fennec, they shoot her, and betray each other.
Mando gets Baby back, they leave Nostalgia-Sorry, TATOOINE and go see a friend.
Mando contacts his old friend Ran
And encounters his ex, Xi-an
They leave to rescue a prisoner of the New Republic
Xi-an's brother, Qin, only to be discovered and destroyed
Mando got a tranmission from his old boss, Greef Karga,
inviting him back to Nevarro. He says, "Bring the Child.
We'll use him as bait. Give him to The Client.
And then...You kill him, and walk away a free man."
Mando is suspicious. Is Greef telling the truth?
He goes and gets Cara and Kuiil to help.
Kuiil brings IG-11 to help babysit The Child.
The merry band of 5 go to Karga, and they start to hatch their plan.
Greef, Cara, and Mando go to the small town where this all started
Mando is cuffed, Cara and Greef pushing him along to The Client
Baby is with Kuiil, heading back to the [i]Razor Crest[/i] to hide
The client is shot, so are his stormtroopers, by Moff Gideon, trapping Mando and his friends.
Mando and everyone still trapped, they don't know what to do
Moff brings out the E-WEB and they know they have to get out soon
Moff sends out a flamethrower, leaving Mando seriously hurt
The others leave in the vent they found.
IG stays behind, imploring Mando to take off his helmet
The droid heals Mando and escape into the sewers rejoining the rest
They visit the old Mandalorian base
To find it abandoned, but the Armorer is still there
Mando needed answers, and fast
She tells him of the Jedi, where Baby Yoda truly belongs
"You must bring him home, for This is the Way"
Mando leaves with signet, jetpack and, most importantly, knowledge
They leave for the lava flats, floating in a river
They hope to escape without being found
Stormtroopers trap them, weapons at ready
IG self destructs, killing them. His sacrifice will not be in vain.
The group thinks they are safe, but not for long.
Moff Gideon comes in a TIE fighter to try and kill them,
But Mando blows up his wing, crashing him to the ground.
They celebrate, knowing the stormtroopers will leave. So does Mando, to find Baby's home.
But Moff's not done yet; he's still kicking
And he has the Darksaber to help.
This isn't the end
There's another season...