Tits, sex, and men in the nude.
Gore to make a Ringer quail.
Humanity's darkest traits displayed for sport.
Vulgarity to put Urban Dictionary to shame.
Conspiracy to make a theorist tremble.
Executions to trump the French Revolution.
Fantasy degraded to a soap opera,
Prose more cliché than Hallmark cards,
And the title starts with an "A."
Hi it's me teacake013 here to review.
I thoroughly and truthfully enjoy your work it was unique!:)
I'm not here to judge your work badly at all, so I'll tell you
I know it takes a lot to publish you're works so I respect that completely.
This is hilarious and it short and clean and not to mention darn outright funny and opinionated
Also I love the title it caught my attention for sure.
Hope you keep on improving and writing you're heart out!.!
Love, Teacake013
Hello there. Just to let you know, I don't normally review poetry but I saw the title of this and jumped at it.
If I hear one more word about Game of Thrones, I am going to throw my three in one copy of Lord of the Rings at someone. I completely sympathise with your cause. I've heard it described as 'Lord of the Rings with boobs'. Now, I've neither seen it nor read it but, why is that so good? Thank you for bringing this to attention.
I think my favourite line was "Gore to make a Ringer quail." because it brought LotR to the forefront of the reader's mind and reminded them that GoT is a total rip-off. The Urban Dictionary one was great as well.
I like the way you kept referencing intelligently. Like, your comparisons required experience to understand which makes the reader feel more superior to GoT because it makes it seem amateur. And that ending is just perfect. It really strikes a nerve on a site like this.
Oh, but I'd change 'more unoriginal' to 'less original'
Well done! 
). And there is absolutely no need to read/watch GoT. Not worth it. Greetings dragonfphoenix!
I cannot agree with you more! Game of Thrones is the rotten tooth in the perfect set of teeth we know as fantasy. Why people enjoy watching something like that is unfathomable.
Anyway, back to the poem. You have an excellent vocabulary, and an exquisite talent to effectively compare so many negative things from this series with things we hear about or use every day. Bravo.
"Executions to trump the French Revolution"
This line is by far my favorite line in this piece. Even though it is factually incorrect (The French Revolution and its Reign of Terror's execution-statistics cannot be trumped, except by the Holocaust and Josef Stalin's Purges, but no matter)
There isn't much more that I can say about this piece. I actually want to share this on Facebook with my friends who are GoT addicts (If I may, of course). Therefore this piece receives a staggering 9.5 out of ten. That's jolly good, mate!
Sincerely,
The Wandering Wizard
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