Setting: The entrance to the
7 flags Vexical City Surge City currently-unnamed amusement park
Kit, do you hear me? Over.
(grabs her walkie-talkie) Yup! Loud and clear! Alright, are you in position? Over.
Yes, we are. Over.
Awesome. We'll head in then! Over.
Sounds good. Over. And don't forget. I can see everything you see. I attached a phone to your chest and am FaceTiming it right now. Over.
Great! Don't let us get kidnapped by the real minions, okay? Blast them with that super high-pitched noise only hamsters can hear! Over.
Roger! Gus is ready at any time! Right, Gus?
GUS (With a handful of barbeque chips in his mouth)
Yep! I've got this. (Leans over and almost presses the button.)
Oh sorry! (Sits back in his chair)
(Sighs in relief) Over...
KIT (to the kids following her)
Alrighty then. Remember our mission: scope out the park and figure out where exactly the villains are hiding. Save any adults who seem to be in serious trouble, like-- oh, that guy over there! (runs over to where a man is being harassed by hamster-minions going for his veggie sandwich)
KIT (to the minions)
Hey, stop bothering that poor guy! I heard there are a ton of fresh fruits and veggies uh... over there! (points far away)
(Minions runoff, the man looks blankly around and then resumes eating his sandwich)
KIT (turning back to the kids)
Anyways, yeah! Let's get started! (glances around the park) ...Huh, what's that big group that's coming towards us...?
(A group of minions comes towards the childr- ahem! Minions.)
Helloeth fellow minionsh! The bosshesh wanths ush tho go tho their meething! Follow ush!
(looks meaningfully at the other kids) Okayeth! Shounds good!
(The "minions" follow them and eventually end up in a ticket booth waiting for the bosshesh- sorry. The bosses to arrive.)
So... oopsh, I mean sho... Do you guysh know where the vill-- bosshesh are? Vex and Shurge?
Oh noth them! The thop minionsh! They are shuper cool and wear aweshome shun glasshesh!
Ohkay! (more quietly) Shunglasshesh... hm...
(About what felt like an hour later...)
TOP MINIONS (wearing, in fact, super-awesome shiny sunglasses)
(MINIONS snap to attention, straightening their regular glasses and standing up straight)
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE MOST JUICY AMAZING TOP SECRET THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR!
(The MINIONS shout "YESH!", with KIT and the kids shouting loudest of all)
WELL TO BAD! Only the top Minions get to know! So get back to work!
Oh, and the bosses have ordered some SUPER-SPECIAL SUGARY DRINKS to be delivered IMMEDIATELY! And don't forget the SNACKS either!
(KIT and the other... Minions. Follow all of the other minions and get a tray each. They then are pointed in the direction of where the brothers are and find the relaxing in the kiddie pool with floaties and life vests on.)
(whispers quietly) I wanna play in the kiddie pool...
(also whispers) Shh! After our spying mission, and after we save the world!
(The minions and "minions" deliver the drinks and snacks to the brothers, then the minions leave. The "minions" hide in a nearby ticket booth and in a couple of close bushes.)
Ahhh... Another great day in Surge City!
(frowns and splashes SURGE with water) Excuse me, it was Vex City, remember?
VEXICAL!!! WE DISCUSSED THIS!
YEAH! But we agreed on VEX CITY! (crosses arms)
*Sighs* We can discuss that again later! But now we need to talk about the most juicy amazing top-secret thing ever!
Ah yes, the top secret-est top-secret thing in the whole wide world! Mwehehe... (pauses) Um... actually... What's the secret again?
WHY MUST I ALWAYS BE THE ONE TO REMIND YOU!? *Sighs* Fine I'll tell you. It's not like anyone going to hear us right! We're in the most top-secret theme park in the entire world!
Yup! Totally secure-- even I've never heard of it before! Well... uh... not that I've heard of many theme parks... Ahem! Point is, you can tell me the secret now! I'm really curious...
Okay... The secret. That you've been wanting to hear! The most juicy! The most secret! The most secrety! The most-
(coughs loudly) I get it, I get it! Now could you get on with it? I'M DYING TO KNOW!
Fine. The super scrumptious sugar cookies we spent months working on somehow have a cure that would completely ruin our plans has been discovered. It's very complex so there no way anyone would find out.
Phew, well at least that's good... but what's the cure?
It's ve- ve- veGtABleS *Cringes*
(gasps) How horrifying! (gags) But good thing there's no way our plans could be ruined-- no one would ever want to eat ve- vegetables!