Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night(whichever one it is in your part of the world),
Hi! I'm here to leave a quick review!!!
First Impression: Well this was quite an exciting direction here...it looks like maybe we're forming some kind of team of protagonists here maybe...I don't know for sure...but it was definitely just as fun to read as the other parts of this.
Anyway let's get right to it,
(KIT, a girl full on sugar and even fuller on fun is watching cartoons on her little pink television. She is full on both adrenaline and excitement when suddenly her favorite cartoon series, "Fun and Jellybeans" changes to the news station.)
KIT
WHAT! NOOOOO! MY JELLYBEANS! (glares at the television) Hmph, what's so important that they had to interrupt my precious Jellybean show?
Aaahhh...not the jellybeans...oh dear...truly an evil plan indeed.
NEWS REPORTER (on screen)
Breaking news! By order of the president, we're pausing your regular television to bring you an exclusive interview with two fantastic bakers: Surge and Vex... uh... Libur...ti...gibble?
SURGE
It is Liburti-gibben! Not Liburtigibble! (His face turning red) Have some respect!
Oh dear....I'm sure the reporter didn't mean that...
REPORTER
(coughs embarrassedly) Ah, apologies. Yes, it's Liburtigibben, right. (smiles awkwardly) Anyways, we're here with the bakers who have amazed America with their absolutely delicious, super sugary sugar cookies! (turns to the brothers) Any comments?
VEX
Yes! Our cookies are--
SURGE (Jumping in front of the camera)
Really nothing much. Just a little recipe our good ol' mama made up. (Grins nervously)
Hmm...well those two clearly didn't quite plan out this interview I see...although I'm sure absolutely no one will find any of it suspicious in anyway here.
(nods enthusiastically) Yup, what Surge said! Our cookies aren't suspicious at all, they're too good to be poisonous! In fact, you all should try them today!
SURGE
Yep! That's actually our slogan! "Too good to be poisonous!" (Elbows VEX in the stomach.)
(VEX, slightly annoyed, elbows his brother back. The cycle then continues until they begin throwing rapid punches at one another.)
Ahh...I am almost falling off my chair laughing at this point, this is too much fun to read here.
(looks worriedly at the bakers) Ahem. Eh-excuse me? (the brothers ignore the reporter, the reporter hurriedly signals somebody off-camera) Well that's about it for this broadcast, thanks for watching, everyone! It's back to your regularly-scheduled airtime. (waves at the camera, then glances concernedly at the brothers)
(The "Fun and Jellybeans" cartoon starts playing again)
Jellybeans have returned....woo hoo.
KIT
Hmm... that was weird. (frowns at the television) Especially the "too good to be poisonous" thing... (she picks up her phone and calls SEBASTIAN) Hey, did you see that news broadcast? The one with the strange bakers?
SEBASTIAN WHITE
Yep. It interrupted me in the middle of the new game I just got! "Fun and Jellybeans 3: Return of the Gumballs."
That definitely sounds like a great game....
KIT
Aww that's a bummer. The news thing cut off my "Fun and Jellybeans" cartoon too, Season 10 Episode 7.
SEBASTIAN
Oooo! I haven't watched that one yet! Was it good?
Clearly this is the important topic in the conversation.
KIT
Oh yeah, definitely! You should totally watch it. But sadly it got interrupted right in the middle... speaking of which... What'd you think about the bake sale people?
SEBASTIAN
Oh them? They were a little questionable. But to be fair, almost everything on TV is questionable.
Well that statement is eerily true these days....
KIT
Ah, that's true. I don't know, though... Those brothers seem even more suspicious than the usual TV stuff. Like, "too good to be poisonous"? Who thinks of poison when eating cookies?
SEBASTIAN
Gus might. He is always a bit anxious about that kind of stuff.
KIT
You're right, he is. Should we all meet up at the park and talk about the news? I feel like something strange is going on...
Hmm...I guess this is the gang that will be attempting to save the world from our valiant evil bakers...
SEBASTIAN
Sure. What time do you think?
KIT
I can get there in ten minutes, tops. Can you call Gus and check if he's free?
Meetings about situations like this are always a lot of fun to read about...can't wait to see what comes up here.
SEBASTIAN
Ok. (Hangs up and calls GUS.) Hey Gus. Did you see the news?
GUS GRANSON
Yep. It interrupted my-
SEBASTIAN
Let me guess. Fun and Jellybeans?
GUS
No, I was going to say nap.
Well that is a fun little twist, keeps that little joke from getting old there and I think that's really good to see.
SEBASTIAN
Oh. Well anyways can you meet me and Kit in the park in ten?
GUS
Sure. I could use the exercise anyway.
SEBASTIAN
I think you could use a bit more than a five minute walk but that's great! I'll see you then!
Well...someone's being quite honest there I see...
SEBASTIAN
He says that works.
KIT
Awesome! I'll catch you guys at the park, then! (hangs up)
Well the hero team is setting up I see...team evil cookies vs team jellybeans...I can imagine the epic battles to come.
Aaaaand that's it for this one.
Overall: Overall I think this was also really funny and I'm loving the direction this is going. Can't wait to get around to reading and reviewing the next part of this.
As always remember to take what you think was helpful and forget the rest.
Stay Safe
Harry
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