Said the pancake to the crepe,
"What a little creep you are!"
Replied the crepe with a smile,
"That may be so, but at least I don't have
A spectacular paunch like you!"
The pancake puffed up
His fluffy, well-beaten chest and said,
"Fat I may be, but with your stick-like body,
the notion of your filling
even a tiny stomach is unlikely."
The crepe was about to retort
When a little girl did dart
Into the kitchen. She looked at them
And frowned and went
To open the refrigerator door.
She took out a waffle,
Frozen and cold,
And drowned it in syrup and took a bite
With a fork and exclaimed,
"Ah, what a wonderful treat!"