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fluttering birds chirp cheerfully
as the wind blows in from the east
but as i am cowering in my cave
i am unsure, to say the least
stop, i tell you, danger is imminent
acid rain, hail, and sleet
there could be a meteor strike today
or maybe some athlete's feet
don't you have education?
don't you know the threat?
don't you realize the danger of staying
outside, with no upset?
today, there is a forecast
of a large chance of death
of disease, of hunger, of thirst
or chronic loss of breath
or maybe we get incinerated
by a forest fire
or maybe we're icarus
and we fall after flying higher
you see, my friends, we are all in danger
even if you wont believe
with a high chance of noxious gas
i hope you have a trick up your sleeve
so tonight i am staying in my cave
my safe, safe home
because the chance of disease transmission
is lowered when i'm alone
now you can all live your dangerous lives
chasing a rabbit or hare
and now i'm sleeping with no remorse
i hope there isn't any fun out there