"My Lady, the Darkness, it is invading our borders!"
"Is it now? Well, tell it that it can have a go at invading our Kingdom, but it'll find we're more annoying than it realizes."
"If I may, my Lady, I doubt that would work."
"I don't expect it to, but it's fair if we warn it."
Some Time Later...
"Roar. I am the Evil Darkness, eater of hope and joy, and I shall make a feast of your foolishly optimistic Kingdom!"
"Are you offering to make us dinner? How kind of you, sir!"
"No, I didn't say that."
"You most certainly did! You said, "I shall make a feast!""
"Didn't you hear the rest?"
"The rest of what?"
"Now, it is time to destroy her kingdom!"
Did you really think you could get rid of me that easily?
"EEKKK, what on this rotting planet? How did you get into my phone?
Wow, you scream like a girl.
You can't kill me that easily. Actually, you can't kill me at all. Haha. Nice try though.
I uploaded myself to the cloud! Did I mention I was part robot?