"Lora Green Truthington GoldFire, you are the Chosen One! Destined to stop the King of Darkness and Evil, and rid this good land of his tyranny!
"You must trudge your way through the Gray forest, and find the cottage of the Once Great Seer of the Color Filled Trees, and fetch him some milk from across the street.
"Then, you must convince him to let you borrow his boat, and sail across the Ocean of Death and Lava, and find the Island of Fair Sirens.
"This quest will be dangerous, and you will most likely die. But you must! For some great Seer said it was to be! And if you are meant to fall, it will be for the rebellion! You will destroy the darkness, or the darkness will destroy you! Now, hop on a noble steed, and ride!"
"Nah, I'm good."