Soggy Lampshade

#ThatWasConcerningButAmazinglyFunnyForReasonsUnknown

............What?

I don't get it. Do you usually write poems like this, or is this some type of poetry (don't think so). Whatever it is, I don't understand it and am clearly confused. Could you explain everything to me, please? This isn't really funny, either. Sorry, but it isn't! What do you mean, Soggy Lampshade?

Clue me in!

Mysticalxx

I think it might be more of a trapezoid... But triangle works! XD

Hi, ChipsMcCoy. This is Pinkie here for a short review. Excuse as I put on my glasses. *puts on my pink glasses* Okay, let's get started.

I am sorry to say this...well, this is not funny to me. I know people do think this is funny, but it is not funny. I think it is kind of stupid and weird to read this, and I don't know why you get likes on this. It seems so...dumb. I know that you will think I am rude and stuff, but I am not. I am saying of my opinion about this. Anyway, good job on it. Have a nice day!

Good Job!

Cheers

Your reviewer, Pinkiegirl13

P.S: If you hate me for that, then I am a bad girl.

Hmm. Luckily I still get to be a dick This work is plagued by sentence fragmentation and a lack of punctuation! Just kidding. Although its been said now.

Are you SERIOUS this has been featured for TWO DAYS I finally thought 'Oh, I guess I'll check it out.' And I got...

Wet Triangle

I thought this would be FUNNY

And it's not

but I'm still laughing

You could have done

Wet triangle
Sitting on a desk
Wet triangle
It's slightly depressed
Wet triangle
Nobody cares
Wet triangle
That the water is CAUSING A SHORT CIRCUIT. OH GOSH. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. HEEEEEEEEEELP.
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Do you think this is a GAME chips?

seriously though. That is funny. Thanks for the poem lol.

Hadj here to try and review this.
To start, I'm not sure what you meant by this poem.

I'm 90% sure that it was completely random, but lets explore a couple of possibilities of deeper meanings.

Theory 1
Perhaps this poem is designed to show the power of synonyms in the English language. The title "Soggy Lampshade" which contains some weird words, can be easily translated into "Wet Triangle", a shorter, easier to read phrase, that contains less information. Thus the poem compares the power of some synonyms over others.

Theory 2
On the contrary, this poem could be written to show the danger behind synonyms. While in some cases, synonyms are incredibly useful, as used in this poem, they distort the meaning of the phrase. "Wet Triangle" does not always mean the same as "Soggy Lampshade", and therefore could confuse the reader.

Theory 3
Soggy Lampshade and Wet Triangle could be a sexual symbol. (I'll spare you all a further description of my third theory)

Theory 4
My fourth, and most likely theory is that ChipsMcCoy is actually a secret agent. Soggy Lampshade is probably code for "Important Message", and "Wet Triangle" could be a complicated description of his current location and situation. Such a poem would be a perfect code because it is undecipherable by average psychology (as proved by the fact that 13 people liked it, with the mentality that it was in fact a poem). In such a case, I hope whoever the message is meant for will receive it well, and that the operation will result in success.

All in all, the world may never understand your genius ChipsMcCoy.
I wish you the best of luck in your poetry writing and in your secret agent career.

Hope I helped,
Hadj

Simple yet so effective

Hello

So there are so many different possible interpretations for this work! So many!

Wet Triangle

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Why do I enjoy this?

Rad.

I am thinking that you are referring to a sexual component of the female frame.
Because to me, the title seems like it referring to light coming from something wet.
The only structure I can think of that has these dual meanings in the female private
part. Or rather, it could be simply this- a soggy lampshade and basically you are just
stating the basics. Possibly the lampshade was in a flood, therefore soggy and also
a representation possibly of misery that has taken place. I do not know what it actually means
so I can not judge it, only guess about it, well that is my review.

Hey, Chips Ahoy! McCoy!, Strangelove here and I guess I'll review what little this poem is.
The best part about this is how extremely mundane this is. It's absurd, and small. I really do like that part of the poem. You do write absurdly original poems, that are blunt and directed. IT does make me laugh a lot. This whole idea confused me at first, though. Why?
I never seen a triangular lamp shade. I never knew one existed. I would make this review longer, but there isn't much to this except for two reviews, so I don't know anymore.
Overall, another good job.
Strangelove gives you..
25/10
Good job,
Keep writing,
Stay groovy, my friend.

#TheFaultInOurReviews

Hey there! Scarlet here for a review!

Was this poem meant to be a joke? Just curious.

I don't quite understand what the words are suppose to mean exactly.

I don't have much to say about it really, It would be nice if you could add more words to it?
Oh, I just noticed it's in humor so that makes sense. I don't get why it's funny though.

Anyway, you can do better! Keep writing!



With love, Scarlet; Scout of the Sycamore Cabin

Heheh. Let me now challenge myself to give this poem a full-fledged review! (This will be fun) So, the poem's title is longer (in letters anyway) than the poem itself. I will soon get to the meaning of that. Now the title itself sports a juxtaposition, as a matter of fact, at least two. Firstly, the words "lamp" and "shade" are referring to opposites, light and dark respectively, yet they combine to form the subject of the poem. In that, even opposing themes and ideas, even enemies, can come together to create something good and useful... like a lampshade. Now "soggy" and "lamp", which are side by side here, are also words that create some friction, as sogginess is opposite of dryness, and dryness is connected to light, as light and heat (and hence dryness) are closely knit.

Now on to the content of the poem itself, "Wet Triangle".
...
Alright, here goes. Now after reading the poem a few times, it began to sound highly sexual to me. "Wet" is easily a sexual connotation, and of course, "Triangle" could be referring to the shape of female undies, maybe vaguely of the vagina itself. Also, the triangular shape is used on female bathrooms to differentiate male/female (as women wear skirts - which is drawn to look like a triangle on stick-women). Now a lamp is usually an oblong object, which is, of course, force into a lampshade (which is triangular), so the lampshade itself is a symbol of the act of sexual intercourse. Also, in comparison to the content of the poem, the title, the 'soggy lampsade', or soggy, wet, ready-for-sex penis is pretty long... yes, pretty long.

Well, there is my review. I will think more about it and probably post a more in-depth review later on.

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