The Solution to Fix the Education System
This piece is almost completely satire and is mostly addressing issues in U.S. education.
Literary Works
Browse stories, poems, scripts, art, and more.
From The Passages of James T. House
I wanted to satirize the essay that a middle-aged college professor would have in a book of some sorts. Contains some mention of suicide and death.
Buy The Excitement Shower! With it you can experience the Arctic or the depths of hell!
This amazing new shower has everything you could ever need to make bathing an adventure!
Living in a National Historic Landmark
I have a very complicated relationship with my home town...
Who is the Enemy?
It makes sense when you think about it.
Why Everyone SHOULD learn mandarin
Why you, yes you eating those chips, should be learning Chinese!
An Open Letter to Taylor Swift
In which I chastise myself and also Taylor Swift.
A Book That Could Change The World
I wrote this in response to a prompt about a book that would change the world if everyone read it. I'm sorry in advance.
An idiotic piece about love
Trying to take up the mantle and explain love, in a humorous way.
The Monster
Make love, not war.
Donald Trump: The Dumbest Man in America
If you support Donald Trump, please read this article.
Parody of a Text Book
Justification for my exam answers sounding like a text book.
On-the-go Plot Kit for Any YA Sci-Fi Novel
Your complete guide to writing a YA sci-fi novel.
Fear factors and appreciating listicles on YWS
Because I took the time to read thorugh all of those 10 reasons Nate is afraid and I spent lunch time alone.
Reflections from Gasworks
A rambling reflection on the world, economy, and life itself.
