I am regretfully able to correct your presumption that in consequence of my usual spoken word, being of a common nature, that I would be unable to comprehensively write in a manner, with similarity to matter, you have previously read.
My conversation has unfortunately fallen into a an untamed state of tardiness, due to it’s constant exposure to inferior slang. However it is my endeavour to prevent my written word from suffering such as catastrophe, as my unfortunate inability to spell is blight enough on my overall ability to communicate in a form, which is recognised.
Thus I conclude that I am perfectly capable of expressing myself through long winded jargon, despite my inability to speak with such an extensive vocabulary. I hope you will excuse me, of my rambling monolog, for I merely seek to prove, by example, my fluency of the English language in its written context, correlating to other texts.