An ordinary encounter
Honestly idk what this is either, I was sleep deprived when I wrote it.
Honestly idk what this is either, I was sleep deprived when I wrote it.
Louieville, a town where people get crushed by a giant spatula. I hate it when that happens to me, but our main character hates it more.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat this is totally not a parody of snow white wdymmmm
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Nothingness equates to somethingness
I long for sleep
But I am not a sheep
What makes you a human? What do those who are not human think of us?
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Tax and paperwork are not the kinds of things you associate with gods or divinity but someone has to do it, right? Even divinity has its limits, and bureaucracy trumps any supernatural.
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Some stupid BS
A sass-filled stiletto spills the tea on life, love, and lingering foot odor in this hilariously tragic tale of survival, style, and sole-searching.
This piece is almost completely satire and is mostly addressing issues in U.S. education.
From here I see you, slaves deprived of the true light, pathetic wretches.
Sometimes I wonder, does the world ever learn?
I wanted to satirize the essay that a middle-aged college professor would have in a book of some sorts. Contains some mention of suicide and death.
I got the inspiration to write this from a comment under a youtube video. And hands down, this is the best thing I have ever written in my life.
Hello. My name is Ellie. And I am a Rickroller.
A comedic asexual aromantic romance novel. It's as funny as it sounds.