crows about surfing cow
What crows have to say about surfing cow.
Literary Works
Browse stories, poems, scripts, art, and more.
The Many Gifts of Malia--Part 102: "The Cage"
In which Charax discusses a cage
Is this a waste of points?
A review thing about The Aquabats Super Show!
Buy The Excitement Shower! With it you can experience the Arctic or the depths of hell!
This amazing new shower has everything you could ever need to make bathing an adventure!
thoughts
deep thoughts accompany awkeness
Dumb Charades & Other Dumb Stuff
A memoir
Why, Internet?
We all know the feeling.
A Passive Aggressive Love Letter to the Sims 3 (disguised as a review)
Don't worry about the rating. There's only two swears.
Tomato Tragedy
A family outing to a fast food restaurant suddenly turns ugly.
HELP (I Don't Have a Title Yet)
Wrote this for creative non-fic; due on Wednesday, could really use any and all feedback! Story of love and skinny dipping and speeding tickets, oh my
cliché yws story
this essay was brought to you by sleep deprivation, new year's eve, and a chocolate high.
Advice from a Semi-professional Memer
For all the aspiring young mememifiers out there
Panic, Tacos, and Losing the Vcard. Finally.
In the hot streets of Key West... I was 21.
Dogs and Tennis Balls, An Essay
Are dogs really put on earth to serve man?
Celibacy in Summer. ...Bad Idea.
This would have been easier about four months ago, when everyone was wearing parkas.