There's a few parodies around, so I thought I'd try one. 
It's a Lady GaGa, Bad Romance parody. I didn't do the whole song, because the whole song is, like, freakishly long... 
For those of you who don't know what a chav is, here is a very suited example 
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ha this is really funny! I'd sort of appreciate if you separated the verses from the chorus or put some of it in stanzas. That way it would be easier to read along with being able to see the rhymes. Good job! I've never heard of a chav before...
Ha... you see, there's a difference.
Chavs = Fake burberry
Normal people = Real burberry
Brill! -like-
But, you give Burberry a bad 'chav' look.