The Story Of Not

Once upon a time that never happened, in a kingdom that doesn't exhist, a princess wasn't born. And only fate itself knew that there should have been a princess. And because there was no princess, the evil queen was not evil, prince charming was a girl, there where only six dwarves, the big bad wolf loved pigs, there was no fairy godmothers, and frogs weren't princes.

That princss that never exhisted didn't have any sisters, but instead, brothers. And because fate was the only one who knew there should have been a princess, her brother didn't know he should have had a sister. And his name was Not, because his kingdom did not exhist.

In the kingdom that doesn't exhist, there where no lords or ladies, no witches or wizards, no peasents or animals. All because this kingdom is Not's, and in a kingdom of Not there can be Nothing. Because Nothing was his mother.

His father was No One. And his father had no friends, because no one can know No One. No One was not a very smart man, otherwise he would have been someone. So the kingdom that No One ruled over was not a very well-off kingdom, so it was good that this kingdom did not exhist.

Not didn't like his parents. Because when no one has nothing that means that everyone has something. So no one had not. And this made him feel unimportant. If the princess that wans't born had been born then maybe things would have been different. But she wasn't born and Nobody knew it. Because Nobody knows what fate is.

Not decided he didn't like being unimportant. Which caused the sibling rivaly you always see, because, indeed, Unimportant was Not's older brother. And Not didn't want to be like his brother. And Unimportant didn't like how Not was so much like him. So the two wentbehind No One's back and tried to make not important somehow. Nothing saw them doing this, but she did nothing about it.

But when Nobody saw them doing this, that was different. Because Nobody knew what fate should have been, Nobody knew that there should have been a marvilous story here. So Nobody offered to help Not and Unimportant.

Nobody told Unimportant that for Not to be important he had to be something. But how do you make Not something? You first need to make Nothing something. But Nothing was maried to No One. And No One could not mary someone. So No One also had to become someone. But No One was happy being No One. How could Not convince him to become someone? All Not ever did was not what he wanted. So how could he get what he wanted?

Not asked Unimportant to try and make thier father someone. And this made Unimportent Important. At the time No One realized that Unimportant had become Important, and that made him suspicouse. What had made someone so unimportant important? This was strange. Strange indeed. But to do something about it might make him someone. And he liked being No One. So he did nothing, just like his wife. And people always say that imitation is the best form of flattery, so No One had killed two birds with one stone.

Important tried as hard as he could to make No One become Someone. But No One did nothing. And when someone is Nothing they are no one. So Important asked Nobody for help. Nobody was hesitant at first. If Nobody helped he would become Somebody, and Nobody liked being Nobody. But would it be so bad to be Somebody? He must at least try it. Because if he didn't he would be no better then his dear brother, No One. And Nobody wanted to be better then No One. Becayse people are greedy, they always want to be better then someone.

So Nobody helped Not and Important on their little attempt at making Not something. It was rather easy, because when No One decideds on something nobody can change his mind.

Now No One had agreed to try and become someone. But how does no one become someone? He must live in a world where there is something. So they had brought themselves back to trying to make Nothing something.

For No One to be someone he needs something. And for Nothing to be something she needs someone. So for either to change their ways they need the other to change. Which meens that they must both change at the same time.

Nothing didn't care if she was nothing or something, so naturally she did nothing. But in doing nothing she made No One try to do something, which made him Someone. And by making himself Someone he made her Something. And by No One and Nothing becoming Someone and Something, Nobody became Somebody.

Not only ever gets what he does not want. And sense he wanted Someone and Something, either they cannot exhist or he cannot be Not. Someone and Somethind did exhist. So Not could not be Not. He must also become his opposite. So now Not is Is. And Is is happy that he is Is.

And because is Is, the princess can be. So Someone and Something had daughter, and she was Be. Be could only be because Important is important, Somebody is somebody, Someone is someone, Something is something, and Is is there to hold it all together.

When Be was born, the evil queen could be evil, prince charming could be a boy, there could be seven dwarves, there could be fairy godmothers, and frogs could be princes.

Ant his was in a kingdom with lords and ladies, witches and wizards, peasants, and animals. All because Be and Is work togethere to hold things together. And indeed, Together was their younger brother.

So if anyone ever tells you that you're a Nobody, or No one, or Nothing, or Unimportant, or Not. Tell them that they became Somebody, Someone, Something, Important, and Is. All because they wanted to be. And Be was there.