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once upon a time, there were five ywsers -- pizzaroll, demongoddess, snazzy, love, and darkpandemonium. these five joined in different times, in different years, even. they looked different, thought different, and wrote different. however, these five people had one thing in common:
they are all in... "the squad."
the squad is the most f a b u l o u s place on yws, except for demongoddess's wall, but we all know that. even though it technically doesn't exist yet, it will, and it will have an awesome name like "no idiot left behind" or "the reapers."
personally, i believe that "the reapers" should be the better name because i can create tHE coolest profile picture with it. i know, i know, it's being selfish, but personally, i think that this is pretty badass:
see? it's so badass that it makes the word look wimpy.
i also think that "no idiot left behind" calls us all idiots, and for the record, i have straight a's. i take it very seriously when i am called an idiot. so yes, it's offensive. if we're the reapers, then it sounds like that we're reaping souls and taking over the world. That is what i like to do best. also what love and darkpandemonuim do best.
then again, "no idiot left behind" does conceal our true intent to take over the world and reap souls, so i guess it would be acceptable? nah, it's still insulting to me and i have no self-confidence as it is.
this essay was brought to you by sleep deprivation, new year's eve, and a chocolate high.