Published April 1, 2025
Oh surfing cow, what an icon. I asked members of my murder to add a comment on actual situation in world, where we all have to face the cold hard truth: surfing cow has returned once again.
Caw, caw, caw, caaaaw, Caw-Caw said after being asked about their position in this matter. Caw caw caw caw caaaaw, caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caaaw-caaaw. Caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caaaw.
Krá, however, sees the situation differently. Caw-caw, they say, caw caw caw. Caw caaaaaw, caw. Caw - caw caw caw caw-caaaw. Caw-Caw caaaaw caaw caw, caw caw. Caaaaaaw, caaaaw, caw. Caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caaaw.
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Hi happy Review Day. Or in crow can caaaw caawww caw caaaw
.I cant believe im going to say this, but i found a typo. Maybe you should jist stick to only caws next time? I dont know..anyway, here it is
Unless surfing cow is playing a character named "returned" or "returned once again", that should be has not as.
I cant help but think Kra was an intentional play on the word caw, but I cawnt prove.
I think this speaks to how social media cawn never agree on anything, even if its in the best interest of there own kind. Oh well, birds of a feather and all that.
Cawtch you next time
~Messy
As a fellow crow I'd like to say "Caaw caw caw caw Caaaaaaw caw caw, caw caw caw caw. Caw caww caw caw caaaaaaw caw caw caw, caaaw caaaaaw caw. Caw caw Caww Ca ca caww. Wac, Caw? CAW, Caw. CAW Caw caw. Thank you
Aaa, fellow crow! Caw-caw, caaaaaw caaaw caw. Caw caaaw!
I'm going to send this to my partner now :3
Wow
This is beautiful
This is clearly one of the finest pieces of literature about crows that I have ever seen. I love the different uses of different lengths and variations of 'caw,' and I also like how you can see that Caw-Caw's name was used in Krá's response. I certainly adore how one of Caw-Caw's 'caw's is put in bold, modifying the delivery of their response. I would have adored seeing more of this, but, out of the two of us, I am clearly not the one who so fluently speaks crow.
Also, I love how you put that the narrator asked their murder. It made me think of this one meme with two crows that says "attempted murder?" that my partner showed me.
In addition to all of these wonderful things, I love how Krá seems to oppose what Caw-Caw is saying, showing that their might be many ways that a murder could attempt to solve an issue like the surfing cow.
Overall, this is a beautiful, beautiful piece and I would love to see more like it!
Thank you for awesome review, Logan! I%u2019m happy that at least someone liked this, it honestly started just as a funky idea which combines both my NaPo and April Fools vibes XD
No problem! <3 It was so fun to read!