Butter my butt in butter

by birk

Published August 3, 2014

E - Everyone

In Poetry?

“Butter my butt in butter.”

Old lady McGable

told me one day,

on the massage table

where she lay.


Any other day I’d start the act,

and give her a splat.

But I can’t ignore the fact,

that she’s so damn fat.


I’ll give her a healthier choice

which will make her scream

in a gleeful rejoice.


And she’ll ask me before she accepts this dream;

“Butter my butt in ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’?”

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Ljungtroll
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Ljungtroll commented Comment · Sep 27, 2014

My sister doesn't understand this poem for some reason, but I totally get it and I admire your creativity. Please keep writing poems!!!!!!

thePoeToaster43 wrote a review Review · Aug 31, 2014

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love the humor you've brought to the table. I'm not one to care for 'funny' poems, but this is kind of brilliant. I love how it's almost written as if from a long time ago, yet the concept itself is from this day and age. (If that makes sense to you.)

Aaaaanyways,

I loved it, and hope to see more like it in the (near) future.

Good Luck To You!

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rainforest
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rainforest wrote a review Review · Aug 6, 2014

Hello, Birkhoff! Unknown391625 here with another review!

Ok, so. This is awesome. I think it is very hilarious and it was in the Literary spotlight for 16 likes?!?! That's amazing! Good job Birkhoff! Now, it rhymes for sure, awesome. You categorized the genres and the story, awesome. Same with the raring, awesome. Though, I would maybe take into consideration that you could rate it L or 12. Anyways, good job! I will read more poems by you. Don't give up and always write, Birkhoff!

-Unknown391625

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erilea
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erilea wrote a review Review · Aug 4, 2014

Birkhoff...this was something...else. :)

You seem like the goofy type. Are you? Rhyming is very rare...so you can join me, or make a rhyming club! I used to enjoy writing, but now I like free verse better so don't count on me joining. I like this, though, and it was very good. Quest, weird, and just so you know those were compliments!

Byezeez,
Wisegirl22

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Morrigan
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Morrigan commented Comment · Aug 3, 2014

this made me queasy.

Alpha replied · Aug 3, 2014

same, which is why I love it

Poopsie replied · Aug 3, 2014

GENIUS XD



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