Either Way...

The Labrador reminds me of my sister
...Or perhaps it's the other way around.
Both manage to tear up a room
With just a blink or a crave.

Either way it doesn't matter;
They are exactly the same.

The Orange Tabby reminds me of a toddler,
Clingy and way too loud.
Both smell like what they've eaten,
Or what they've gotten into.

Either way it doesn't matter;
They are exactly the same.

The German Shepard reminds me of a baby,
Who has absolutely no control.
Both can't walk well, if at all,
And drop scat wherever they are.

Either way it doesn't matter;
They're exactly the same.

The Grey Tabby reminds me of an convicted felon,
Paranoid and cautious.
Both take very small steps
And keep their identities concealed.

Either way it doesn't matter;
They're exactly the same.

Then again, looking back,
The Lab isn't so much like Katelyn,
The Orange Tabby isn't so much like Gavin,
The German Shepard isn't so much like Jolean,
And the Grey Tabby isn't so much Bryan.

Either way it doesn't matter;
They're nowhere close to being the same.