As you likely recall, Frost Lark has been on an unexpected hiatus. Almost two months ago, a mysterious group known as the Travellers – with two 'L's, of course – arrived here in Frost Lark. In a bout of curiosity, I snuck on to their ship to investigate. I was attacked, and awoke on Monday, with no memory of the ship itself.
In the two months I've been “gone,” I've noticed that Mayor Clayton and co-Mayor Harvey have really changed the place (for the better, of course). Firstly, they worked day and night to establish friendly connections with Cloud Ice, and that was apparently successful. They also collected the corpses in Frost Lark Park, which was met with some controversy. However, most citizens can agree that its nice to be able to stroll through the park without the threat of tripping on a bloody appendage, or the smell of weeks-old bodies.
Many parents have begun to write letters to our Board of Education here in Frost Lark. They are dissatisfied with the choices it has made. Supposedly, it is due to all members of the Board of Education being sentient frogs that they believe it isn't doing its job well. Now, I will remind you that they are sentient frogs, meaning they can perform the task as well as any human. Here at Frost Lark, we accept differences, and offer opportunities to everyone. Besides, frogs share like 76% of our DNA, so we're basically the same.
Spryte; “Y” not try it?
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Storybooking. Its fun. You should try it. Maybe start with Sheyren's Curse of the Wyvern. Wait, what's a storybook? There's none in Frost Lark. Definitely. Disregard this ad.
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On a scale of 1-10, how old are you?
a) Ooh, tough one
e) All of the above (wait that makes no sense wait neither does this question omg my life is a lie the government has tricked me I am so foolish for never seeing it before... I cant use grammar!)
Apparently I gave Mayor Clayton quite a scare. He thought I wouldn't wake up for a while, and even appointed Sonja Wallace to replace me temporarily. Can you believe it? Sonja Wallace? Really? Actually, that was a pretty rude and unprofessional statement. I better not forget to remove that in editing. Anyway, the important thing is that I am awake, and writing Frost Lark News once again.
One thing though. I wonder where the Travellers went. They left, back when I was attacked. No one knows why they came, or why they left, or where they are now. For some reason though, I imagine this won't be the last time we hear from them.