I Don't Wanna Wear My Pants Anymore!

by VousEsEtonnant

Published May 21, 2011

In poems

Spoiler! :
INSPIRED BY BEHINDTHEMASK AND HER AWESOME RANDOM COMMENTS


I'm walking around,
feeling so uncomfortable.
Just wishing these jeans
were a little adjustable.

I got another wedgie,
And I can't pull it out.
I bent over forwards,
No I won't live that down.

I don't wanna wear my pants anymore,
I don't wanna wear my pants anymore!
So I guess I'll just take 'em off and throw 'em on the floor
'Cuz I ain't gonna wear my pants anymore.

Lemme tell ya something,
Life just ain't right
If you can't walk around
Because your pants are too tight.

I'll strut down the street,
Feel the wind on my thighs.
I'll finally be free,
And I'll look to the skies
And scream

I'm not gonna wear my pants anymore,
I'm not gonna wear my pants anymore!
So I just went and took 'em off and left 'em on the floor,
'Cuz I don't wanna wear my pants anymore!!!

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blackstar
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blackstar commented Comment · Jun 1, 2011

You can always wear miniskirts. :p
And if not skirts, how about shorts?
It was really funny!

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iampaulop
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iampaulop wrote a review Review · Jun 1, 2011

I love this poem! I was like singing the part " I dont wanna wear my pants anymore, I dont wanna wear my pants anymore!"
It is so hilarious! That put a smile on my face :) Nice job.!!

The title and the whole poem is catchy ! :0 LOL

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RoryLegend
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RoryLegend wrote a review Review · Jun 1, 2011

1. You are a goddess.

2. I often feel like not wearing my pants. So usually I do just take them and throw them on the floor! Points for accuracy.

3. You should record this and make a music video and put on youtube, I bet you'd get a trillion hits.

This was a riot and I really don't have any huge advice. With poetry/lyrics there is MUCH leniency on grammar, punctuation, etc. I liked that you used 'cuz instead of because, it made it flow better, a more "roll of the tongue" way of reading.

My favorite part?
"Lemme tell ya something,
Life just ain't right
If you can't walk around
Because your pants are too tight."

There are so many people I wish I could say this too, honestly.

GOLD STAR!
aka you rock, don't ever change.

-RL

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Ignatius5453
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Ignatius5453 commented Comment · May 29, 2011

Very interesting title, and the poem was good too. I liked it, well because who likes wearing pants? Not me! Keep Writing!

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EmilyofREL commented Comment · May 29, 2011

This is hilarious!! Great lighthearted poem to read. The nitpicks have been pointed out, I just wanted to say I enjoyed it!
Would you mind checking my stuff out if you get a second? Thanks!

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spinelli
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spinelli commented Comment · May 28, 2011

I have been moved to tears. This was truely inspiring.

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Kuyoko commented Comment · May 28, 2011

Hahah, I LOVE this! xD It made me giggle a lot, all the while thinking, "This is so truuee!!"

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senzafine
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senzafine commented Comment · May 28, 2011

haha. nice poem.. makes me don't wanna wear my pants too.. let's be naked.. lol. btw, i like your style. keep it up.

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PinkPanther
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PinkPanther wrote a review Review · May 27, 2011

Um, I didn't really get the point of that, but allright go with that - awesome job. A little repetetive, and deffinitely not world-class literature but I do get what people are saying - refreshing. I didn't particularly like it, but it was funny I guess.

RoseGryffindor wrote a review Review · May 25, 2011

"Pant's on the ground! Pant's on the ground! Lookin' so cool with your pants on the ground!"
Haha sorry, I had to do that. :) Love the poem! It's so fun and original.

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icanbefixed
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icanbefixed commented Comment · May 25, 2011

Pants off to you, it was wonderful! (:

harshita3chaarag commented Comment · May 24, 2011

Hey there!! Oh God! Your poem was so funny!! I just loved it!! Good work making the world laugh!!
Harshita:D

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Popa wrote a review Review · May 24, 2011

You see, as I was reading this, thinking to myself, "Wow, that is so right! I hate wearing pants!" I quickly realized that I, myself am not wearing pants
Great poem! It was very profound and truly expressed the mumbo jumbo wumbo fe fi fo shumbo of my feelings.

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MUCHO
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MUCHO wrote a review Review · May 24, 2011

"I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
No, I aint gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I wake up in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more."

I thought your poem sounded like something...

I'm not saying it is plagirized, it's a great poem, and I like it a lot, but basically take off lines 3-6 of Dylan's song, and we have your poem...

the stanzas immediately before the refrain are wonderful, and it is interesting how you basically have the same idea as 'ole Bob, about not putting up with something...

anyway, please don't take my review the wrong way, your poem just got me singing, and that is a good thing...

happy 70th birthday BOB DYLAN!

I liked your poem :)

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Glauke commented Comment · May 24, 2011

This was great! Really! I know it's been mentioned many times before, but seriously. Pure ingenuity! Seriously. I'm serious. (Not really.) By the way, do you really feel that way? Or just bored???

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thestorygirl wrote a review Review · May 23, 2011

This is completely amazing and hilarious. I think it's written pretty well too.

Here is an issues that I think would make more sense.

No, I won't live that down.


I think a comma after no would make more sense.

I got another wedgie,
And I can't pull it out.
I bent over forwards,
No I won't live that down.


Completely hillarious!!


Over all, really awesome.

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Caerulean
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Caerulean wrote a review Review · May 23, 2011

Hello there! :D When I first read the title, I misread it and thought it was 'I Don't Wanna Hear My Pants Anymore!' XD

Nitpicks:

I bent over forwards,
No I won't live that down.

- I don't get why it's a comma after 'forwards'.
- Put a comma after 'No'.

I don't wanna wear my pants anymore,
I don't wanna wear my pants anymore!

- I like the repetition here. :)

So I guess I'll just take 'em off and throw 'em on the floor
'Cuz I ain't gonna wear my pants anymore.

- xD Hilarious!

And scream

- I think there should at least be a comma or a colon after 'scream'.

I'm not gonna wear my pants anymore,
I'm not gonna wear my pants anymore!
So I just went and took 'em off and left 'em on the floor,
'Cuz I don't wanna wear my pants anymore!!!

- Ooh. Repeating this whole verse made it seem like a chorus. xD :)

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This is a really hilarious poem! xD :D No wonder this is featured. :) It's really entertaining to read. And the title is really catchy. xD I love how the persona 'expresses' himself/herself. Also, the rhyming and repetitions really work well. Nice job! :D

Never stop writing! :D

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laylaflame wrote a review Review · May 23, 2011

haha welldone:)
I loved it, thought I did have to re-read the bit about bending over forward as I didnt know what you ment. Maybe changing the words there to what animekaratepup suggested may make it clearer to read, but really it doesnt matter all that much because it was great all the same. A very light-hearted peom which I enjoyed.
ps. hippys wear long skirts for a reason my friend;)
-Layla Flame

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pen commented Comment · May 23, 2011

I recommend baggy pyjama bottoms.

purpleandblue22 wrote a review Review · May 23, 2011

And THAT is the exact reason that I refuse to wear skiny jeans (haha my pants were so bad that I lost feeling in my calves). Lets just say that mine are at the mercy of my scizers. Long story short, I loved it and I laughed the entire way. Good to know that SOMEONE feels my pain!

--Bee--

fireheartedkaratepup wrote a review Review · May 22, 2011

Oh good gracious. That is socially O.o hilarious! (If you know what I mean.)

I got another wedgie,
And I can't pull it out.
I bent over forwards,
No I won't live that down.


Shouldn't that be "I've" instead of "I" and "Now" instead of "No"? (These are just word choice preferences, though.)

I so agree with all almost all of this. Pants should fit you perfectly! Wedgies are uncomfortable and I wish I could get at them without being all awkward! >;[ (I usually slink off to a corner to tug discreetly and hope no one sees. XP And yeah, I know, tmi. But. This poem. So.)

The flow is a bit off---rewording might help that.

But on the whole, I just don't care. This poem is fun and you don't have to change anything to make people laugh. So ha! *throws rule-following side out the window*

So. What to say to reach 1,000. ;}

I like how you just had fun with this. (Attribute your lack of lengthy reviews to the fact that it makes people laugh. XD) Good job! And yay! Happy poem! Seems like a good time this week--I posted something happy too! I don't usually write happy things, angst is just more likely to spawn poems, somehow. I guess cuz happiness makes people all jumpy.

Hooray Bamboozle! (That part I just felt like saying. And I need to end this somehow. And I wish review day would get here.)

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BehindtheMask commented Comment · May 22, 2011

Ha! Finally a bit of poetry that's humorous. This made me smile and for once I'm not all depressed when reading a poem. Thanks.

futrwrighter422 wrote a review Review · May 22, 2011

I won't lie, i was laughing throughout this entire poem. It's really refreshing to read a poem like this, where it's not all superdramatic. I really liked how lighthearted it was but still pertained to real life. This is a great bit of literature. Here's to 'taking our pants off'. :)

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Yanni1995 commented Comment · May 21, 2011

This is so hilarious! Just one question: do you really feel like that or is just boredom at its best, or worst, whichever the case? Anyway, I loved it. It's so funny and I didn't find any grammatical errors in it. AWESOME!!!! Happy writing!



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