Setting: The van, where GUS, SEBASTIAN, and KIT and the SPIES are sitting
So, we found the brothers... and guess what? We found out their awesome spectacular top-secret secret-y secret too!! It's incredible and amazing and will change the whole course of the battle and--
(there's a loud knock on the van door)
SEBASTIAN (Getting up to answer the door)
MAN (Looks to be around 30 and has a lot of scruff on his face. Is wearing a white tank-top and jeans. Also looks very tired)
Hey! I saw you kids sneaking into the base. Um... What were you doing?
SEBASTIAN (Looking suspiciously)
Um... (Closes door and looks at KIT and GUS in panic) Do you think he's a part of the brothers team?! A third brother?! A over-sized non-hamster minion?!
There are non-hamster minions?! (gasps and looks warily at the door) Hmm...
Hey, wait a second... Kit, didn't he look kinda familiar?
Oh yeah! He's the guy who was eating a veggie sandwich!
Ew veggies... (Takes a big handful of barbeque chips and jellybeans)
Oh, that's right! I got interrupted... what I was going to say was, the top-secret secret is... veggies are the cure for the crazy sugar cookies! So that veggie man--
MAN (Knocks again)
Hello? Don't worry! I'm not with them! Nor am I an over-sized non-hamster minion...
(looks at the team) Okay... I think he's safe... (opens the door) Hi?
Hey... So you never answered my question... What were you doing in neon clothes and ugly circle glasses?
Aw man, even a stranger thinks they were ugly... (turns to the MAN) Ahem, anyways, I'll have you know that we were on a very important spy mission into the enemy's territory. Lots and lots of top-secret spy stuff!
The brothers cookies have a cure! Vegtables! (Smiles)
(gasps) Ahh nooo Gus, first rule of spying: don't give away our intel to random strangers who eat veggie sandwiches!
(Man begins to walk away)
Hey! Where are you going?
I'll... Be right back. Stay here.
Uhh... sure, as long as you're not teaming up with the cookie brothers... But we'll stay here because we want to, not because you told us to! (crosses arms stubbornly)
(A couple of hours later)
I don't think he's coming back. N- not that we want him to come back anyways. (Crosses arms)
(A knock sounds on the door, the kids exchange glances)
MAN (Opens the door)
(narrows her eyes suspiciously) No way!
... I've got candy.
(squints at the man again) Well... in that case, as long as it's not yucky vegetable-flavored candy...
It's not. Follow me.
(GUS, KIT, SEBASTIAN, and three other KIDS get out of the van and follow the man)
(The man shows them the way to another van)
Come on. (Takes a couple of jellybeans out of his pocket and throws them into the van. (Also on another note if there are any kids reading... Don't do this under any circumstances!))
KIDS (Looking at the MAN)
You're going to need a couple more.
(MAN sighs and grabs another handful and throws them in.)
A little more...
(MAN groans and tosses in another handful.)
(look at the MAN, then look at each other and shrug) Okay, that's good!
(The KIDS enter the van to see a huge array of different computers and crates full of inventions and supplies to make them. There was also a particularly big crate that had an unpleasant stench coming from it.)
Eww... What's in that crate? Moldy candy or something?
It's the solution to all of your problems.
Well that's not vague at all...
(stares at the crate) Is it... v-vegetables? Yuck! (scrunches her face up, then sighs) But I guess they are the cure...
Are you ready?
ARE. YOU. READY?
Let's save the world... After a few preparations.