“Stone Edge Library”
It's only been a week since I returned from my trip with the Travellers. They brought me back in time, to the year 1898, where I founded the town of Cloud Ice as a solution to their poverty and overpopulation. Obviously, that's not a believable story. So, I went to check the records noting who first founded Cloud Ice as a way of proving my outlandish story, only to learn that the Stone Edge Library is being shut down! As a citizen of Frost Lark, I cannot silently watch as a part of our history is shut down. The Stone Edge Library is the oldest building in the town, built a projected seventeen million years ago by ancient cavemen. The precise architecture and contemporary window designs of the time period surprises many, and we can all agree that destroying it would be a great injustice to the builder of it.
As of lately, Frost Lark has been experiencing many controversial issues regarding gun control, and it's threatening to tear apart our town. Many citizens have begun complaining that gun control should not be so strict, or even exist. I, for one, agree. It is unbelievable that our government can go on controlling guns. The guns should be allowed to do what they want, and no political body should control them, or else it's oppression. Mayor Clayton has been trying to mend the gap between the citizens and the guns of this town, and as of next week, the first gun will be allowed to represent all weapons in the town council.
In the weeks I was gone, Co-Mayor Reeds has really worked towards changing our town for the better. After former Co-Mayor Erick Harvey resigned to care for his ill mother (who is doing considerably better), Co-Mayor Katherine Reeds stepped in, and I am glad to see her changing the town for the better. She's already instituted many changes to the schooling system which were very needed. It's a great thing that we finally have an official who can communicate with the sentient frogs making up our Board of Education.
What happens when you add anything to space? You get an “ad space”! Ha ha! I love that joke!
Not really. Goodbye.
We dared to dream. So, we took everything you loved about the iPhone 7, and we removed it from the new iPhone 8. That means we removed nothing. I mean, come on. You only like iPhones because your four friends have them, and you don't seem to realize Skype is the same thing as Facetime.
We aren't special®
What segment should we add to future Frost Lark papers?
Unlike most Survey Times® , actually answer these, because we're gonna read them. But only these ones.
a) Health Tips
b) Weekly Poem
c)Town History Lesson
d) Featured Citizen
e) Frost Lark Wildlife
“Stone Edge Library” (continued)
It appears that both Mayor Clayton and Co-Mayor Reeds do not wish to shut down the Stone Edge Library, but failure to follow orders given by the Bivoclar Lizards will result in assassination. As these orders are carried out, the Order of the Library has begun to once again grow in power. These elusive red-cloaked figures, about eight feet tall each, have served as a thorn in the side of the Bivoclar Lizards for many years. While it is technically illegal to side with these beings, I want them to know I'm rooting for them! The Bivoclar Lizards can't do anything to me. I'm the journalist. If they got rid of me, who would deliver the news? I'm right, right? Right?