Young Writers Society

Frost Lark News

By Skyla Holt

“Outsiders?”

Today, a ship arrived on our shores. Now, you may be surprised that it landed on our shores, because you likely were unaware that we even had shores. But, we do. We just program your brain chips to not register it, and usually it causes no problems. Occasionally, someone drowns because they couldn't see it, but that only happens, like, once a week. Anyway, a ship arrived on these shores. It came with many men on it, and they call themselves “The Travellers.” And they made sure we knew there was two Ls. They are apparently staying for some time in Frost Lark.

“My Life”

Now, readers, I am not usually one to share bits of my personal life, but seeing as I run the entirety of Frost Lark News, no one is going to stop me. So, last night I received a call from Erick. You know, the co-Mayor? Well, he asked if I had any plans. I told him no, because I didn't, obviously. He asked if I wanted to go to dinner “like, at a restaurant or something.” And, I hadn't talked to him in awhile, so I said yes, cause I figured he wanted to catch up. Then, when we were done eating, he asked if... I wanted to go out with him! I was shocked, so much so that I just got up and went outside for ten minutes and stared at a squirrel eating from a bird feeder. Then, when I realized he was still waiting, I went back inside and told him yes! So, now I've started dating Erick Harvey!

“Fan Story”

Did you know that the moon has footprints on it? These footprints were left there many years ago, when a group of aliens went there to claim it for the summoning. They built a huge prison on it, and then they filled it with sacrifices. All the sacrifices were tortured and slain brutally so that they could summon the great Overseer. However, they miscalculated. The Overseer was supposed to sleep in for another millenia. He did not like being waken so early, and as a result he wiped the alien species and went back to sleep. However, as he transcended the surface of the moon, he stomped his massive feet, discolored parts of it. That's why you see darker gray sections of the moon.

Wow, what an informative article! Thanks, Anonymous. If you want to send me an article, just mail me with the Messaging system! My Messaging name is Sheyren!

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“Outsiders?”

I am writing this live, as I investigate the ship that The Travellers rode on. It's a large ship, consisting primarily of wood. I climb the run as I write this. The deck seems strangely empty, as if they don't ride on this thing for very long. Strange... they said they came from far away. I'm entering the captain's cabin and-

What was that?

The floorboards creaked from somewhere inside. I'm going to call out. No one answered. Oh well. The captain's cabin is also very empty. There's a large bed, and a chest. Everything looks... nineteenth century? I'm not sure. The whole ship is steam powered, so maybe its styled after the technology of that time.

There was the creak again. I'm getting nervous, so I'm going to publish this now from the internet. Okay, and printed. Now, I should leave. The floorboards are still creaking, so...

There it was AGAIN, closer. It seems to be getting closer, and-