Handsoap

Author's Note: I'll let you all guess what this one's about. 

Handsoap

1. A group of elderly McDonald’s employees eating lunch at the Habit.
2. A group of young Habit employees eating lunch at McDonald’s.
3. The young man who decides washing his hands is overrated.
4. The old lady who eats the small fry he prepares.
5. ...Why am I eating here?
6. I wore a red shirt to Target and got asked where the electronics are.
7. Everyone knows where the electronics are.
8. The Walmart employee who told me that they don’t sell electronics.
9. I wore a blue shirt to the Altadena Walmart and wished I hadn’t.
10. Skip this number. Count backwards from 15 to 11, then read the real number ten before number sixteen.

15. England wore red, Germany wore purple, Italy wore green, France wore Blue, Africa was naked.

14. The colors of the rainbow set out towards the swap meat, searching for a pot of gold.

13. They slap away horse flies that buzz too loudly, backhands and front hands, backhands and front hands.

12. Rivers other than Jordan winding down, and down, and down.

11. Cocoa, the gold you can kill, running up, and up, and up.

10. Hands in baskets used to weave them.

16. Dez Bryant’s new gloves.

17. I wore a blue shirt to Best Buy, and nothing happened at all.

18. What’s in a handshake?

19. Black history month would be easier if we called it something else.

20. Stare at the elbow for a perfect high five.