Review Smackdown: The Sequel

This Friday, May 25th, 2012, will mark the second Review Smackdown! Everyone is invited to join and try and take down the reigning champ, JabberHut! The rules are simple:

Rule One: Reviews must be larger than a paragraph to count as Smackdown Reviews.
Rule Two: Reviews must be linked to this thread to count towards your total.
Rule Three: Someone must take down JabberHut.
Rule Four: Our fight will run on Greenwich Mean Time, and that's how we'll determine what is and isn't Friday.

So, YWS, I ask you! Are you game?

I might try my hand at this.

I would, but I'm going camping. Next time, I'll try and take down that masked fiend under the alias JabberHut, that is, if she is still on top.

Hello! I'm Aet, and today I'm going to be reviewing this.

This was good! I liked it.

I'm going to own this competition.

Maybe. I have to attend a convocation, though.

I have a goal of writing one review at least. My first in a long while.

This time I am free. I have no plans. You are so going down!

(I may leave early for a poker game though so what are the time parameters? Just so I know how much earlier I need to get up!)

I'll edit this into the main post! We'll be working by Greenwich Mean Time.

So we'll start when it's Smackdown time in the old tea and crumpets. >:]

I would, but my results are coming out at 8am sharp.
And after that....


*gulps*

A little over 16 hours remain until we kick things off! Wrangle up those WRFF threads and start brushing up on your i's and e's because it'll be intense!

This might not happen for me. xD *sosad* Still! I'll squeeze in some where I can. >:]

Um beat Snoink's reviews and I will kiss your feet, bowing and scraping.

Crazy numbering scheme was too crazy to sustain. Simple links are so much faster, anyways.

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*dies*

At best, I win. At worst, it's a tie.

Woot! Clorox, you're on a roll!

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work.php?id=94329 (This is how much I got last time. O:)
work.php?id=94325 (Bingo! 8] )

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work.php?id=93675 (Twice as many as last time. *flops*)
work.php?id=95522 (The internet went out right when I tried submitting this. Fortunately, it came up with five minutes to spare!)

Jabbs! I was beginning to fear I was the only one in a universe where it was already May 25th GMT.

It has happened before. >.>

Okay, so I'm late to the game!

It doesn't matter because I'm here now. 8D

One: Innocence.
Two: For Grace.