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  • Poetry » Narrative, Realistic Re: I Guess It's Not Your Fault God's a Dictator

    Oh hello there Threnody. I don't believe I've ever reviewed a piece of yours before. One of the many benefits of this lovely Review Day, I guess. With that said, ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Narrative, General Re: Daddy Please

    Hello there craz33me (your icon is very pink)! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Lyrical, Romantic Re: Fireflies over the Mississippi

    Hello there IceCreamMan! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, though I suppose you could call me Kyll-murtle-orac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Humor, Culture Re: Pisces/ Sign on the Line

    Oh hello there Kitty. At least, I hope it's Kitty. I heard you switched places with Meshy. Gah. Confusing. Anyways, Kyll-murtle-orac here reporting for Review Day duty! This poem made ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Realistic Re: Choice

    Hello there Innergy! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, except on days where the stars align just so , like today, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » General, General Re: A Magical Love

    Hello again maxlovesfang15! Thanks to the alignment of the stars on this very fine Review Day, it seems I'm reviewing another one of your poems. Lucky you! Now, with that ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Romantic, General Re: Can't Wait

    Hello there maxlovesfang15! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! Was Is there ever ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Article / Essay » Realistic, General Re: Being an Eclectic Witch

    Hello there Nixie! I assume, considering the subject of this piece, that you've named yourself after certain water spirits? I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Lyrical, Narrative Re: I Walked the Brink of Nowhere

    Hello there StoryWeaver13 (and welcome to the Erudites; now go review~)! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. Just in ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Romantic, Romantic Re: Bits of us in everything.

    Hello there Dreamergirl! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! The first thing I ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Article / Essay » General, General Re: If I rule the world...

    Hello there IlhamAlKhatib! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! Shoaib brought up a ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Other Re: Stay

    Hello there Underaverage! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! The first thing that ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Poetry » Other, Teen Fiction Re: Patches

    Hello there creativityrules! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. I don't think I've ever reviewed one of your poems. ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Short Story » Realistic, General Re: The Interview

    Hello there anirban! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! The first thing I ...

    Dec 30, 2012
  • Short Story » Narrative, Narrative Re: IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

    Hello there dolwright! I, Murtle, usually known as Kyllorac, will be reviewing you today, on this very fine Review Day. With that said, onto the review! From the first paragraph, ...

    Dec 30, 2012


We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind