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  • Poetry » Humor
    For Dogs' Poetry contest
    3

    Ok I think I have it....


    ikiru - Feb 4, 2013 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Humor, Action / Adventure
    The Pirates of Botany Bay
    3

    A nonsensical ballad about a group of pirates who spend years frozen at sea and eventually wash up on the shore of the modern world.


    Rydia - Jan 29, 2013 - 8 min read

  • Poetry » Humor
    The Ballad of Smeeglibob
    9

    There once was a man named Smeeglibob, He had no other name. He ate some cheese on toast one morn And never was seen again! The Sergeant said to his ...


    guineapiggirl - Jan 23, 2013 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Humor
    with reason
    13

    Rated 18+ for excessive human mammaries.


    Kale - Jan 16, 2013 - 2 min read
    18+

  • Poetry » General, Humor
    Writer's Block Since I Was Born
    7

    Here I am, trying to make myself enjoy to write; to join words the world would like. I have spent hours trying to think of something that fills this page, ...


    Tatishka - Jan 15, 2013 - 2 min read

  • Poetry » Humor
    Haiku
    9

    A good haiku has five syllables, then seven, and then five again.


    Paracosm - Jan 12, 2013 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Humor, Theatre
    Fear and soul
    13

    Fear,will never die my heart of soul with cold hands.Twisting my soul and tearing my soul.Hiding underneath.It's ugly.Appearing like the rage in his face.The man rest his soul and vanished.The ...


    rwgbookwriter - Dec 28, 2012 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Culture, Humor
    Jolly Christmas
    6

    In a night so dark, There's only one spark. The christmas cheer in every kid, Waiting for Santa to come and sing. "Holiday Joy!" says the drunk, Drinking for the ...


    Ary - Dec 25, 2012 - 1 min read

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    A poet writes as follows here, A couplet, joyous to the ear, and eyes do see how it dost rhyme, but I don't care, since it doesn't really make a ...


    methrirr123 - Dec 24, 2012 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Humor
    The Fart
    8

    What would we DO without it? How would we LIVE without it? What would we BE without it?


    abelgaiya - Dec 17, 2012 - 4 min read

  • Poetry » Other, Humor
    That's who I am
    6

    You don't mind my flaws, right?


    Alvarin - Dec 14, 2012 - 7 min read

  • Poetry » Humor
    A Poem About Newton's Laws
    8

    Yup. WFP is back. 507 days ago, I wrote about Newton's Laws. I can't believe I wrote it, but I remember when I did. xD So... I thought I'd share, ...


    GeeLyria - Dec 13, 2012 - 1 min read

  • Poetry » Realistic, Humor
    Not-So-Real Reality
    4

    All of these over-tanned, over-paid morons Are corrupting the ideas of our youth What part of drunken girls Dressed in too tight, too short dresses Implants bigger than beach balls ...


    iEuphoria - Dec 9, 2012 - 2 min read

  • Poetry » Realistic, Humor
    Christmas Spirit
    6

    Jingle bells, Santa’s here, Everyone, Shout and yell. The tree is cut, The lights are up, The presents wrapped, The Eggnog out. Christmas greetings from afar, Cards from people that ...


    Shady - Dec 6, 2012 - 2 min read

  • Poetry » Humor, Culture
    Pisces/ Sign on the Line
    4

    Pisces/ Sign on the Line I???ve always followed the signs and they???ve never led me wrong, though the sign-post is often obscured by scribbles and scrawls of teenage vandals. I ...


    Rydia - Dec 3, 2012 - 2 min read


For a short space of time I remained at the window watching the pallid lightnings that played above Mont Blanc and listening to the rushing of the Arve, which pursued its noise way beneath. The same lulling sounds acted as a lullaby to my too keen sensations; when I placed my head upon my pillow, sleep crept over me; I felt it as it came and blessed the giver of oblivion.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein