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“Ladies and gentleman, he’s the icon, he is the legend, he barely answers my texts. The Duke of Music, Boyfriend!”
Boyfriend, was wearing a pink gleaming tight tracksuit with a red cape. Sweat was already building in his eyebrow. But because he had a job to do. Well he was Boyfriend, the famous pop star who was changing the world.
“Okay Rico but in my defense I thought it was Milli Vanilli.”
He laughed and those who were lucky to attend the concert managed to catch his toothy grin. And of course, those who knew his story, knew what he was talking about.
It happened when a girl who was just seventeen went to the black markets of Under Glamour and spotted herself a Pop Chorsuite from the Pop tribes. Purchasing him for only 12 bucks she took him home and with just a little spritz of his talent she and her twin brother Donald were signed to a record label in just seconds.
What attracted Pink Floyd, who was thirty years old to a seventeen year old Glamourian? The answer is not so simple.
Facing a possible lifetime of death, Pink Floyd decided to do something unthinkable. He chose to seduce his teenage captor.
“What attracted a 30 year old Pop Chorusite to a 17 year old Glamourian?” Asked the talk show host, Rico
“Freedom I guess.” Said Boyfriend.
Hello there, I am a reporter for Glamour Hill Yearly, bringing you fleshed out stories year round. Make sure to check out our other outlets including Glamour Hill Weekly and Glamour Hill Daily.
Anyways I am here to bring you the delicious shocking tale of the scandal that was the fraud of two pop star twins named Donatella and Donald. These two dominated the pop charts in 23000 F.S. However a disturbing secret came out after two months of fame when from their bare chests it was discovered they kidnapped a little creature from Pop Town named Pink Floyd. Later on they captured his brothers and drained them of their talent. Eventually on live television they were caught and lost their Lifetime Award.
Let me put a disclaimer here that I mean no disrespect to anyone I talk about. Nor do I claim that my own statements are in fact true and what I am telling you comes from other sources and people claiming to be close to Boyfriend. I am your humble messenger please do not shoot the messenger.
The thing is we can’t know for sure when Donatella and Donald got a hold of Pink Floyd. However before we begin on the subject matter of this shocking case, we have to go to the beginning of the monster and how it came to be one.
Donatella and Donald were born on September 7th of 06000 F.S. Frank Sinatra’s heir was born that day they were brought into the world. Their parents Mr. Dentille and Mrs. Satina were dentists who lived on Mulberry Street just off the coast of Under Glamour. The neighboring suburbs right across our fair city. They had “fooled around and produced two little bastards” according to a neighbor named Salso.
Of course the subs have always been the adult's place. That didn't mean adults and teenagers mingling any less legal than it was. Mr. Dentille and Mrs. Satina were like any other family save for their exotic looking children, white skin has always been a touchy subject, after the scandal with Bobby Caldwell who was exposed for being “blue”. Growing up Donatella and Donald had almost everything they could dream of, except of course loving parents. According to their neighbor, Salso, who wrote his own memoir Me and a Pair of Twins, Dentille and Satina were so neglectful Donatella did most of the parenting for herself and her brother. Sometimes you could hear them fighting in the middle of the night. Sometimes the memory of two children playing freely in the front lawn became so common.
But Mr. Salso did nothing. He minded his own business because it was taboo to even think about sticking your nose into someone else's household.
"...the children did almost nothing all day. The parents came home late at night. And me? I was too busy playing bingo with myself to even care." - Mr. Salso, Me and a Pair of Twins
I went digging through the Internet. They once posed for a set of postcards depicting them as the perfect middle class family. If you zoom in close enough you can note the unhappiness in their faces. What a good little Glamour Hill family.
Donatella and Donald were an odd pair. According to their Uncle, Donatella was always the strong one, the dominant one, and always the brains. Donald was always weaker, always went along with what his older twin said and did. That was how they did this whole pop thing. Donatella wanted to be famous and planted the idea into his head that they should be famous because they want to.
Even if they didn’t deserve it.
Anyways, a turbulent childhood shaped the two once they came of age.
The book Slave, an anonymous account of events that came out in 25000, says that Donatella once killed her brother’s fish and forced him to flush the remains down the toilet. She also told him that because she was his sister she could treat him like garbage.
Delving early on into Donatella’s narcissistic psyche, it reveals several points about their dysfunctional home life. Their even worse teenage years and all in all what caused them to commit the crimes they did.
It was theorized that Donatella hated anything to do with masculinity. Salso and Donald would trace back origins to the father, with the mother being an accomplice to the toxicity. Dentille was recorded to be very domineering and “everything to do with the stronger sex” and his wife accepted this. Satina was at his beck and call and in front of their children, who learned who was in charge in the world, their little minds became twisted.
Before Donald could exercise his right as a future “man of the house”, Donatella shot him down. She was determined to make her way in the world as a woman. Donald loved his sister more than anything in the world, she was like his mother, father, and sister all in one person so he went along with what she said.
Donatella learned very quickly that to survive she had to make it in a man’s world. She loved femininity and was more than comfortable in her gender. Donald was enraptured by the idea of pink nail polish and frilly clothes. He learned early on that he was “one of the girls” on his own accord and not on the one his sister seemed to think.
Early in age he found out that boys were easier to date than girls, and while his parents shunned him, Donatella comforted him telling him that being gay was nothing to be ashamed of. She held his hand and smiled as he realized who he should stick with.
Maybe that was why she even let Pink Floyd near her. The singer hasn't been confirmed yet, but his history with men is one we should take in consideration. Most likely Donatella saw that he would never be serious or truly “take advantage” of her.
And there wasn’t a fine line. Because Floyd has denied that Donatella could ever “seduce him”. He said at events and parties that she could be “sloppy at seduction” but bounce back with the harsh hand who was keeping herself full with the talent.
It’s funny looking at it. If Donatella hated masculinity then Boyfriend sought to win her love by rejecting the idea of a hyper-masculine “real man” and instead chose to wear those pink tracksuits and tacky bling chains.
And just look at the people he surrounded himself with. He really wanted to change the age of consent. He wanted everything to be done right for the teenagers he grew up with, little adult children who were being abused.
“...I interviewed Donald. Even if he denies it and my existence. That boy man has a lot to lose now.”
At barely 17 they left home to become independent, dropping out of Glamour Hill High and saying goodbye to their parents. They worked odd jobs and by chance, according to Pink Floyd himself in his memoir Baby Mine (64000), he said Donatella scored VIP tickets to one of his concerts in a tiny part of Glamour Hill and the pair "hit it up" as they say, going to his hotel room alone, and sleeping together. He claims this was here when they conceived their child.
“We didn’t know where this was going. But what I myself knew was it was gonna be fun. She was beautiful. And if you looked at her from afar, she was basically womanly. So when we slipped under the covers that night I was sure it would be the best night of my life.”
“She was the only cradle I robbed.”
The singer had also been planning to return to his younger brother all the way in Pop Town. Something about how he abandoned him as young and would have liked to make up for it. Can I just say he may have abused a child but what he was going to do in the morning, that is what a true brother does.
I think there are comments that would agree with me.
Pink Floyd was born on the 13th of April to his unknown parents and Grandmother and his three brothers. Already the three brothers who were managed by the leader, his name was Gilbert, were in awe at the arrival of a little brother. Gilbert, Jimmy, and Cole gathered around their mother’s childbed and managed to catch a glimpse of their new little brother.
Already sensitive Floyd joined The Rhythm Brothers as soon as he could walk, or so he puts it so nicely. Then a year later they got another surprise and baby Kyle was born. However unfortunately after their little brother was born their parents would disappear.
“Some say it was the writer’s blank flu, some say they couldn’t handle the pressure of raising a family, but we always knew they were taken away by those damn Giants. It’s hard being a creature of music. To be one with nature as we do, Pop Chorus. They said the world was changing and there would be no more persecution. But that’s not how I see it sometimes.”
Eventually the brothers tried so hard to maintain perfect harmony as they call it and huge hit status they got into a fight after a legendary failed show and went their separate ways. That does not mean their hit album Strings Break My Hearthasn’t gone platinum 6 times.
Of course the icon, the King of Rock, did not leave his little baby brother alone. He made sure his grandmother was taking care of him. With him, went his sacred guitar and one Kyle would state was his most sacred possession passed on to him.
“It was like learning something secret from my brother. And I felt honored. It did take some of the sting off of the abandonment.”
Kyle was abandoned by his brothers and would not see them again for a long time. Floyd was too busy. He was becoming Pink Floyd. He, who according to his stolen song, had traveled the world and the seven seas, and famously claimed everybody’s looking for something.
“My skin had tanned from camping out in the wilderness. I mean I was only 13 years old when I chose to leave. I got a Rock Chorusite apprentice with a famous rock star at the time. That’s where a lot of the influence comes from. Those little riffs that align my pop melody, that's where the magic happens.”
Unfortunately Floyd would never see the light of day for two months. He said he was watching life go by in a window when Donatella came from behind him, she was oh so tall she was proving to be more than he bargained for, and she took him in her pocket. He tried to escape but he failed to.
“I was thinking about my brother Kyle who I hadn’t seen in so long. He is 24 years old now. He was grown up. Would he even remember me? Being trapped in a golden cage gives you a lot of time to think.”
And thus would begin the loneliest months of his life. He was restricted from life. We have all seen that biopic, Donatella and Donald (55000) and the romantic disaster that is Him & Her (). I wonder which one is more cult classic. Wait, how could I forget? Roy & Floyd (6600) of course!
Anyways, Floyd said that Donatella forged a letter in his handwriting and sent it to his older brother Gil to save him. How had she gotten the letter? “Can’t wait for you, Pinky!” Of course! That little flirt tactic got him nowhere and everywhere at the same time. His own failed letter that was catcalling the taller girl and he was just a whittle man.
The movie Donatella and Donald glosses over this dynamic, painting a completely irrid and much, this is what happened picture.
(script, D&D DRESSING ROOM, PERSONAL ASSISTANT AND PINK FLOYD)
DONATELLA: I forged a letter telling your brothers to come and save you.
FLOYD: What? No! You leave my brothers alone!
DONATELLA: Oh don’t be so dramatic Chorousite. Ugh, hey bro wanna go buy a boat? We could name it The Donatella and everything!
DONALD: Oh yeah sis, yeah eat your heart out Chorousite! Woho!
That was a little bit from the script online. Goes to show the passion some of us still have for this super star. Rest in peace Boyfriend and Pink Floyd, you were the icons Glamour Hill needed for some time. We’re sorry we didn’t deserve you.
There are graphic descriptions where the star describes as “being drained of his talent” working restless nights having to sing notes for the twins and having to sing their songs. It was too hard to be a famous pop singer. God knows how much they work, you know? Watch me work! That was their motto, or at least what they wanted to be known as. But for Donald, trying to fly away from “I’m gay” allegations, he would have to be filmed live going on one creaky knee to a fan.
“Do you mean it Don?” Says the actress, with a head full of cash.
“Girl, you know it’s true.” Replies Donald kissing her hand like a gentleman.
When you’re a marketer you must appease the general public. It wasn’t just Donald was gay, it was that he had no time for the girls. That’s why Donatella and Donald were hard-headed bisexuals. They were meant for everybody, little figures on a poster you could stick on your all if you were a boy or a girl. It didn’t matter. Even full grown adults wanted a piece of them.
“You know we knew when we saw them in their little music video that we must make them immediate sex symbols. If you want to jump them there has to be a reason why.”
I know what you’re thinking. A 30 year old man and a 17 year old girl woman (I must use this term because that’s what Boyfriend would have wanted) sounds… illegal! But back then it was. I have said this a thousand times, back then, the age of consent was 14. The second you went to High School you were an adult and you were able to fend for yourself.
“We had a classmate Rose who was sleeping with the gym teacher so obviously we know it’s just um we’re people of our times!”
So Pink Floyd was a man of his time and Donatella was a woman of her time. No harm done. I can hear the comments right now. I did this a few days ago. I came across the video made by Rhythm Brothers Lassie where she opened up the case.
Age Roles in 23000 // Why They Matter in Pink Floyd History
“It was very much the norm to find yourself at 14, you could date all you wanted, put a ring on it if you wanted, High School wasn’t even that important anyway. What was more important was becoming a steady super star. A pop star or a starlet actress, talent comes and goes on this hill. And Donatella and Donald knew this better than anyone.” - Rhythm Brother Lassie.
Perhaps that was the main reason why Donatella and Donald chose to become famous on the fast route. Maybe that was why they engaged in Chorusnapping, Chorustorture, and even fraud! Their yacht has been resold a total of 13 times the same yacht they allege that Boyfriend was conceived on. And 13 times? That was the age gap between Donatella and Floyd.
The fiasco that was Donatella and Donald’s Lifetime Award ceremony would go down in pop history as the concert to end all concerts.
“I LOVE YOU!”
“Thank you! We love you too!”
“We’re all yours!”
They could say what they wanted to say but even in their downfall, the duo could still put on a show. They were supposed to perform at the Bling Mosque but Kyle and his fiance beat them to it. They, in front of everyone, accused them of torturing little Pop Chorus. They demanded The Rhythm Brothers back. “You big fat PHOENIES!” - Chief Vicky. The gasps were heard faintly through little microphones on the floating televisions.
Donatella and Donald were not escaping the allegations.
They left in their limousine which Donatella took control of, you can see on the video that has gone viral for a total of 66 times, a little argument the brother and sister have from the hood of the car.
And to this day it is the most watched video on GlamTube scoring 19.8 Billion views and thousands of other copycats across the hill.
Recent recovered footage has added little details like Kyle’s odd determination and Chief Vicky’s rolling of her eyes. It’s a little blurry especially because the real stars of the show were Donatella and Donald who were singing their hearts out.
From the hood of the car little cages slipped into their pockets. The stolen talent was like saliva on their tongues. The glares in their eyes was too much, evil was in front of the audience and they were too blind by the fame and shine of their shoulder pads to notice it. I cannot say that I wasn’t blind too. My friend and I were watching the whole thing.
And now we analyze little details. Like how Kyle had tried to grasp onto Donatella’s earrings and tried to slip into her pockets. Donald himself had tripped due to the little trap at the end of their yacht.
Yeah, they performed on a yacht in front of millions after they crashed their limousine into the ocean. That was how iconic it was.
Doesn’t stop other pop star idiots from attempting to recreate it though. But they leave out the torturing the Chorus part.
When Donatella had even shoved her own brother out of her way to hit her final note, the lights went out.
Fans were left wondering what else?
But we were reminded why no matter how hard Glamourians try to steal and copy from Pop Chorusites, they are the real deal.
“I just want what’s best for you baby!”
They stole the show. After Donatella and Donald were left wondering what they did to deserve this downfall, the Pop Chorus showed how much they loved each other. Something about perfection not about always being in sync. They just had to accept each other for who they were. And it showed Donatella and Donald what’s what. Something about awards who once flocked to D&D were now flocking to them?
“So how do you feel?”
Vicky had been said to be Kyle’s anchor. He swept the back of his hair and then nervously, devoted to her, admitted:
“Like I’m gonna throw up and pee my pants at the same time.”
She chuckled.
“Wow, too many feelings man, just kidding.”
And then they kissed. And the endorphins came rushing in. The fans were going crazy at the idea that this adventure ended in a reunited romance.
DONATELLA AND DONALD’S YACHT, SCENE
COLE: H-Hanna! Thanks for saving me.
HANNA: My pleasure Mr. Cole.
HANNA AND COLE KISS AND AUDIENCE ERRUPTS.
That Spring there was a historic double wedding. Princess Hanna married Former Rhythm Brothers member, Cole. Chief Victoria married also Former Rhythm Brother member Kyle.
“Donald don’t do it-”
“We are FRAUDS!”
“We are not who we said we were. We have been torturing little Chorusites! We just wanted to be famous. Well fine! My sister wanted to be famous and because I love her so much that I went along with it.”
“YOU BASTARD-”
Pink Floyd even did a little wink at him. He smiled too and accepted his wrong doings. Police were called and they arrested the twins.
Donatella and Donald were charted off to prison while paramedics tended to Pink Floyd’s frail body. The world cheered like it was an animated movie. The villains were defeated and the heroes won.
There was a court trial. Donatella and Donald were found guilty of manslaughter, fraud, chorusnapping, and chorustortue.
Donatella pleaded not guilty. Donald pleaded guilty. In the end he was sentenced to ten years in prison with the chance of parole. And Donatella got fifteen years with the chance of parole.
What happened after was shocking. It was meant to be the end of the road. But the story would continue to sink into a rabbit hole. While The Rhythm Brothers were at the center of interviews, Donatella and Donald faced their makers in prison.
“You know I think we’re gonna look back at this period of our lives as a lesson. We’re never gonna separate again. Right brothers?”
During a medical search, doctors informed the young teenager she was pregnant. 8 weeks already. It was very faint but very much visible. They said that Donatella cried afterwards in that same examination table. A loud high pitched cry. They said it sounded like a child. Maybe because she was a child.
“...Donatella was groomed by Pink Floyd and we just watched as it happened.”
Accommodations were barely made for her in the prison cell which she shared with her brother. She was going to bring a baby up in prison. Now it sank in that she had done something wrong.
“Teenagers sort of ruled back in the day. But what sucks is my number one girl woman wasn’t treated well back then.”
Now the story gets a bit convoluted. And the first instance of a pop culture disease is brought up by celebrities. The parents, mainly the Mother, came to visit them in jail. Again their only recorded visit. Satina was her name and she brought with her a proposition.
Why didn’t she and her husband take the baby and then once the twins were out of prison that way the baby could visit its mother and uncle and wait for the day they got out? Donatella raised her eyebrows in thought, but Donald heard enough.
Scientists and psychologists agree. Satina had Vanessa Syndrome.
Vanessa Syndrome is a mental condition that happens to a woman who has reached menopause when she wants a child so badly she forces her pregnant teenage daughter to keep her baby so she can raise the baby as her own and call it her daughter’s brother. The mental disorder was given a name when the movie Vanessa came out. It was about a Mother who forces her daughter to keep her son so she can adopt the son.
Donald must have seen through her crippling condition. That hungry glint in her eyes, so he answered before Donatella could. He said no and sent them away. The sad part was she knew she was in no position to be a mother.
In some ways, I feel bad for her. Not just me I know of plenty of muses modeled in her likeness that feel bad for her. To be parentified at nine years old and then have to become a Mother so young. There are commenters in GlamourGram. They know she was all alone.
“She had a child at 17! Wow, that's really stressful! And most of all that is enough for us to stop "justifying" just how normal this was “back in the day” most people were scared to have their bubbles of reason popped.”
While Boyfriend and his unborn twin brother squirmed in Donatella’s womb, The Rhythm Brothers were having the time of their lives back in Pop Town. Not much is known but Pink Floyd wrote in Baby Mine..
“...me and my brothers began to relive new experiences now that we were back home. A quick apology was obligatory to Kyle. He forgave us. We made it up to him. But my brothers aren’t the main subject here. This is about my son.”
We’ve yet to make the distinction. The mass mobs of Ritter and MyBook, they can’t possibly know. Pink Floyd was never a good father. There were reports of something about “Mommy’s Boy” or “Daddy’s Boy” and whether or not Boyfriend was this or that. We have to understand. Pink Floyd has been confirmed to put his son in an uncomfortable position. That he promised very young to buy him a giant house and two limousines and a fancy sports car.
Moving on, Donald was at his worst those nine months. He tried to sympathize with his sister. But she pushed him away. And neither were ready for the day she’d have to give birth. In fact the final week was the one they were dreading. They watched each other closely from across the cafeteria and the yard, when was it going to be time?
At 3:17 AM, Donald heard his sister breathing rhythmically. He covered his face and ears with his pillow and asked her to keep quiet. When she failed to, she started to groan and started contorting in her bed and when Donald couldn’t take it anymore he went to her side to try and get her to be quiet.
The sight he saw was scary.
She got up, she said she had to use the bathroom. She didn’t make it, maybe only about -
“... about a few steps when she tells me she thinks she peed herself but really her water broke. And what do I do? I just stay quiet. She’s giving birth. I don’t know what to do. But finally it hits me and I start banging on the walls telling the others to help her but either they were still sleeping and nobody cared.”
She finally fell on her bed and started putting the covers on herself. Donald almost threw up they say, because her pants went to the floor and started to make high pitched groans. That was when she started to quiet herself by gritting her teeth between the blankets.
Donald was now at her side, their eyes meeting as she felt like she was going to die. Sweat had built up at her temples, she threw her head back. That’s what was portrayed in leaked prison footage. It was just another one of her manic episodes, that was what they thought, except it wasn’t.
Help me please she cried over and over as she pushed her first child out. He was born. The first person to hold him was Donald. However he was born with respiratory issues and died, 40 minutes old and he already died in his Uncle’s arms.
Donald wanted to cry but that would have to wait because soon Boyfriend was crawling out of his Mother. Well, he wasn’t Boyfriend quite yet.
Rosario was brought into the cruel world at 5:33 AM under the turbulent help of his Uncle Donald. He was very slimy and cold and had to be wrapped with Donald’s own blanket because his shirt went to his now dead nephew who was on his bed still not breathing.
The Warden just watched while all of this was happening. It was said that they coldly did not see anything wrong and waited until it was already 8 AM to take care of the adolescent mother. They claimed they did all of this because the last thing they wanted was a media circus and did not think the older twin would die.
“I didn’t think much of it. I thought the little one would make it.”
Donatella was taken on a stretcher to the infirmary and was finally attended to by doctors and her dead baby was given to her parents who buried him in the backyard under a woeful ceremony. A rumor said The Warden grabbed his ashes and spread them in the backyard. Another says he was buried in Pop Town.
Standing today, Garey Julian Homer is buried next to his twin brother near New Heaven, Boyfriend’s estate.
“I know the standard. I have been forced into the standard myself. Who cares about these child women? These girl women are meant to be sex kittens or are they simply maturing into women? It seems Glamour Hill hasn’t decided yet.”
It was like lust trying to imitate tender love. That’s what Boyfriend described his parents as in his memoir. He said that during their 2 month bargain, far from romance, Floyd was torturing her and she tortured him back. Slave doesn’t argue. It was about Donatella’s past. She was never an innocent teenager.
“...far from the inexperienced child they said she was, in fact Donatella and Donald had already been sexually active since they dropped out of High School because that was the norm. The truth was that she had not been a virgin when Floyd first set his sights on her. In fact, because she became so enamoured with the Pop Chorusite she was sleeping with, she broke things off with Prince of Pop and former Sage Boyz star Justin. This Duchess had chosen her King.”
Apparently when she took him out of the bottle, and this is what his Uncle Cole told him, that Floyd and Donatella would role-play his fantasies and that she “learned to turn him on” pretending to be the teacher seducing Floyd the student.
Withholding seemed to be a good tactic. So much as a kiss was a taste of fresh air but one Floyd could not achieve without making his Sensitive Eyes and having her actually take him out of the bottle.
The Warden forced a pill down Donald’s throat to calm him down. Therapy was too much, too rewarding so the best bet was to calm him down in seconds.
THE WARDEN’S OFFICE, THE WARDEN AND VENEER SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS BABY ROY.
THE WARDEN: Donald my boy, God makes us as we are, and I ask you, do you wanna put him back in?
DONALD: No sir that would be worse.
THE WARDEN: Well, you’re a boy man now. So deal with it.
I’ve been thinking about this bone chilling documentary I watched called D&D: The Secrets Between Them and it was about Donatella and Donald. It was way better than any biopic I could stomach.
The photos were jaw-dropping and well documented. Very true to the sources, like the idea that The Warden allowed Rosario to stay with his Mother and Uncle in prison. Or the fact that Donald let Roy draw on the walls, or the fact that Roy slept in a shoe box for much of his infanthood. And the psychological detail that Roy liked to share a bed with his Ucla.
“Well he’s the one that woke ME up.” Says Donatella angrily as she is rocking her son. He is soothed once he feels her heartbeat. Donald groans at the noise. Neither can deal with a baby “the right way”.
Well technically Donatella didn’t even want Rosario. She didn’t love him. But she cared about him enough to breastfeed him and change his diaper.
Rosario called her Mittie. And said she was more of an older sister than a Mother. Maybe that made her care about him more. Because she liked the title more than Mommy.
The more Donald tried to make his sister care about him the more he found himself attached to the little boy. And Rosario loved him too. He called him Ucla a child’s mispronunciation of the word Uncle.
“...I always had trouble with speech in my childhood. A little bit of a stutter too. That was why I often gave people nicknames because I didn’t know how to say their true names.”
Ucla this Ucla that. The prisoners were mocking him mercilessly over the fact Rosario thought he was Donatella. He seriously mistook his Uncle for his Mother. They said he would latch onto Donald’s prison uniform on cafeteria tables. Donald said it was a weird sensation and tried to get the kid off, having to let him latch on his finger until he could find Donatella. He always did this, always.
“You gonna feed him momma?” The background character mocks Donald as Roy is latching onto his shirt. Donald groans slightly, maybe another pimple is forming.
The Teen Ucla used all his quick tools. It’s all he has now. And most of all because Roy is asking him for what he can do. And Donatella isn’t gonna lift a finger. Because he’s getting older and he doesn’t need her physically so there’s that.
The Momma, or Daddy’s boy, watched fearfully behind the bed as Mittie and Ucla were fighting again. “..remind me who has loved you more!” But once the screaming is over they hug and make up and they’re sleeping in the same bed as a family. The idea is already twisting in his mind that family is your family no matter what.
“...you wanna grow tits and feed a baby?” , Huffs Donatella as she is against the bed. The actor for Donald is acting uncomfortable. Meanwhile Roy just watched from behind the bed. Donald clumsily apologizes first. Donatella takes it back.
“You know the first time I ever learned The Warden was going to play cruel tricks on me and Dona was when they made a joke about my sister losing her bra so she could better breastfeed her son. He was going to harm Roy too but I couldn’t let them do that so I stood in the way.”
Everyone, especially the media has always stressed about the adult roles these two were forced into. For Donatella it was at nine years old while Donald became a boy man at seventeen years old. Everyone knew back then just wrong it was. It wasn’t the balloon of reason being popped. But rather the fact the King of Rock was being questioned and well.. He was a global superstar, we couldn’t have him look like a villain. And since then no questions have been asked and he roams free while these two rotted in prison.
“I was quiet. Unusually quiet for my age honestly. I liked sleeping, I used to use my Ucla’s lap as a pillow because sometimes because well sometimes I didn’t have a pillow. So I needed to use him as something to lean on. Hey, Lean On, album title idea!”
Before Donatella (Mittie) could be properly bonded to him emotionally, Roy eventually outgrew his Mother at two years old. He started hanging out with his Uncle more often and their bond became stronger. And this would be the kind of co-dependent dynamic we would be seeing more. The first thing we get taught in AP Pop Culture is the way of the Teenage Ucla.
When he was only a year old his uncle agreed to a filmed interviewed by the at-the-time, Kid Rico. The Warden chillingly told him to do well on it or “else”.
“...joining us for the next hour is the fallen pop star Donald who dominated the charts with his twin sister Donatella. Good morning Donald.”
“Hello thanks for having me. Being filmed like this, gives me flashbacks to when you first interviewed us, Rico.”
At only 3 years old he was starting to walk and Boyfriend said to his entire concert that he has always been able to “run 8 miles back here and there” from his Uncle’s arms all around the yard proving to be a little warrior.
4 years old came, and many theorists debate this age. The Duke of Music was too young to know what would become of his psyche. There was an alleged showering incident but that was something that came from a Ritter post instead of reliable sources (well to be honest they’re all reliable) so such an idea was scratched.
Rosario had to ponder at some point where Floyd was. Because at this point the idea that Donatella was abusing Rosario wasn’t evident until a later source in 45000. But he was forced to admit that while he loved her, she did not love him.
Contrary to most pop beliefs, Donald never abused his nephew. But that’s what they say, however he did sass back in a way that made The Warden regret ever advocating for Gen Z’s Rights. Donald had crossed his arms that day, very much worried that The Warden was planning to lock him in solitary confinement with Rosario.
Then that entire time raising him, Boyfriend says that times were not what they seemed. The truth was miserable, it was a seventeen year old boy holding down the fort for his sister.
“...he kept saying" I'll take him away Donald, I’ll take him whenever I want” and that made me terrified. No seventeen year old, whether a criminal or not, did not deserve to hear that.”
We do not know what Donald felt of his well-won status as a “boy man” and the one who had raised Boyfriend. Who had an entire music catalogue devoted to him. Who’s name is still screamed in impersonator consorts, because when you get married in the outer layers of Glamour Hill, you’re expected to have a Donald or Donatella impersonator officiate your wedding.
Or maybe it’s a bachelorette party, and your friends are dying for entertainment. They took you to a Donatella & Donald concert, front row seats as they sang PEOPLE LIKE ME. Except the actors weren’t criminals.
“...I never knew there was something not sex-related that Donatella & Donald knew about.”
“Say what you will Mr. Rico, but The Warden held a soft spot for me. He sneaked me into his office sometimes and mentored me in a way. He was like the Grandparent I never had.”
Eventually Rosario came of age. Donald couldn’t take it anymore and he had to beg The Warden to call Pink Floyd and tell him he was a father. This is where the story gets more convoluted.
Some like to say that Pink Floyd knew he had a son from Donatella but others like to pin point that he most likely had no idea of his existence. And the rock star maintains to this day that he never knew Donatella got pregnant.
Gilbert has confirmed that they knew nothing and they have kept their innocence for all these years. It wasn’t until late May that year that a letter reached Pop Town. Most of them were staying with Kyle, they got the letter one day and it confirmed what Pink Floyd had been fearing.
“...so you got the letter and you read it and what do you do?”
“First of all when I read it I got goosebumps. Um, I thought to myself ‘this couldn’t be happening’ and heh hey Gil can tell you! But yes we were all freaked out but I was the worst out of everyone.”
Gil had to convince Floyd to give a damn about his own son. That was what they said and that is what they have been preaching all this time. So once everyone was done having their panic attack the next day they got up at 3 in the morning to be there at 4 in the afternoon. They admitted that taking a kid from his family in the middle of the night was wrong. This is the last instance of them ever saying something nice about Rosario.
Floyd saved his son. Growing up, I always heard stories about the weird language that goes on in the poorer neighborhood. The main thing about things like Vanessa Syndrome and Teenagers raising other’s children. Movies have always been loosely based on real life. And one in ten Glamourians experience the movie life.
I can safely document that Boyfriend and his uncle were the first to invent this kind of language.
“Well me and Ucla Donald always had our own secret language. There wasn’t a lot of privacy so we often had to resort to other ways to communicate privately. When it was cold it was “jin” and when it was time yard time it was “fwah” time. I wanted to be warm aka “cr” so I wanted a blanket. Then I wanted my Mittie and my Ucla to make up.”
The horror story was trying to separate Donald and Rosario.. When he had been given a Lion backpack and told to pack everything he owned. Rosario watched that day as his Uncle was fighting back his tears and did the preparations. Eventually they were brought out, Rosario held on tight to his Uncle as he brought him to the visiting room of the prison.
“What are we doing here?”
This time it’s a small scene in Baby Mine (56000) of Rosario watching as his Father was done filling out paperwork. Donald had this tortured look on his face. Like a Mother giving her child for adoption because she couldn’t take care of them.
Con who was playing Donald was only 16 while Kaylee who played Donatella was 24. “Fair enough. Your father it is!”.An actual quote from the movie. And whoever played Pink Floyd must have been tortured because his face was twisting.
Hey, the twins who played Roy were impressive. They even won the two people playing a person this year.
“Not a father figure Mr. Rico. He was my mother. I swear it. After all, didn’t he propose to a man?”
“I was a scared little boy and look at me now. He mistakes me for his mama and I have to do it because there’s no one else.”
Boyfriend wondered what a Chorusite was doing in the prison cell. Said Chorusite was small while the Glamourians towered over him as biology and race says. Donald sighed and put on a stronger face. He bent down to meet his nephew in the eyes and sniffed. He told him he couldn’t stay in the prison anymore and the time had come for him to be given to his biological father.
He had to explain that Floyd came to fetch him home. And that he didn’t deserve to stay here.A weird excitement flourishes inside of Donald who is pleading in his eyes with Pink Floyd.
In fact, the relationship between Pink Floyd and Donald hadn’t exactly been a bed of roses. While Pink Floyd said it was easy to forgive Donald because he had been labeled an accomplice while Donatella was the mastermind behind the crime. That didn't make the reunion any less awkward.
And legal or not, Donald knew this man had impregnated his sister. But also, illegal and such, Donald engaged in his torture, benefitting from it.
But to Pink Floyd’s horror, he found out his very good boy turned out to be a momma’s boy. He wasn’t expecting for Boyfriend to actually be of both worlds. The rock star later admitted that “How did I produce such a little beast?”.
“There went paradise days. I mean, no, seriously. It was already behind us. But it came back to bite us in the butt.”
When I was immature and young I often wondered why Pink Floyd didn’t just give his son to a foster family if the kid was so-called too much work to raise. It was the best decision. But he had defended himself in his memoir that a foster family wouldn’t understand how to raise his son. That his background was just too much for the average person to handle. He wasn’t wrong to be fair.
Boyfriend and Pink Floyd have practically confirmed, make this no allegation, that adjusting to being a family was hard. Floyd even forgot to wake up early. Having to be woken up early by his brothers because he just didn’t have the motivation to be there for his son. “I just didn’t care.”
The ride back to Pop Village was very taxing because it was a two day trip. They couldn’t wake up a five year old at 3 AM so they set off at 10 AM back to Pop Town. They stopped by an inn on the way.
When they returned to Pop Town, things were a dangerous difference. Roy was very loved by his paternal aunts. It was Ginny who was Jimmy’s wife. Then there was Chief Victoria, chief of the Pop Chorus and Kyle’s soon-to-be bride. Cole and Hanna were discussing marriage.
The thing about Rosario and even in his later psyche as Boyfriend, is if he set his eyes on any woman he liked them immediately.
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