Some days I like to believe,
in six impossible things,
and most of them before breakfast.
Today, I believed that
Hugh Jackman was no longer Wolverine,
(What were they thinking casting him anyway?)
Taylor Swift would stop writing love songs,
(When is that girl gonna learn?)
and they never remade Spiderman.
Then I believed that,
My Chemical Romance would get back together,
(Why, cruel world, why?)
Elvis, Heath, and Cory were alive,
(What is it with people and drugs?)
and Sofia Vergara would lose the accent.
(Honestly, why can't the woman understand English?)
Six impossible things,
a very good practice.
I wonder, what could be next?