TheUnknownPoet

Was that just lightening in the common room? KayDee said to meI don't even know i thought in my head, should i capitalise this E??I have an absolute hole burning ...

Qu’est-ce que nous allons ecrire?Je ne sais pas, nous favourite thing from the cake shop is an éclairWith an éclair, you can never go wrong. Et voila nous ecrivons des ...

I hate Steve.He is my pet peeveI'll strangle him with a sleeveOh boy,~I hate SteveOh StevenOh Sort of StevenYou are a bleeding ¡Fúck!Oh Yes Sir!Your worse than the PrimeministcaaWhen it ...

British Airways come on you fairwaysI fly on you always n ya take me awaysSo whys you striking anywaysI find so double backways that YOU, IN THIS WAYWould even do ...

I have a very small mirror hanging around my neckI like it. It’s a beautiful mirror, it shows me my faceI like it, it’s a beautiful faceBut ponderance on reflections, ...

Ode to Navita oh please eat my rivita My aura of mystery is lovely- it’s got a RIBBON on it!!It’s not just beautiful it’s more than that. It’s WIN!But nowOur ...

Bus door quack fingers kitchen no pot Duck eat our fingers again eye ieeHair pot no more fingersMy crossword puzzle lingers My school bus is not yellow but this life ...

The love pond is vast and wide and deep The swirling waters of love swirl waterlyAnd scoop up my duck.I am not ‘is friendHe is just my duckAnd I throw ...

For an explanatory momentI felt I should sit down and connoteWhilst shaking my head, it inspires my eyesThis samberine which you speak blinds my secular musicWhen a dancer dances the ...

Dedicated to AlexThink. And Think a bit more. About her situationNobody has a drink I take it and is void of a cold or any diseaseAnd she is dying of ...

We are too in sickness to express ourselvesThe time has surpassed 7.54am,In fact it’s 11:34amAnd I still cannot submit my literary workMy life is over

I’ve chewed And stewedAnd I brewedAnd I concludedOur hypotheses.We are growing, we have swallowed knowledgeShame it can’t be regurgitated for you darling.And we think that if I showed you the ...

To start.Not an easy I question? Do I state? Do I personify this plate?I have not yet started tapping those keys;forming those letters and words which form poetry. All alone.4 ...

The fat cat on the mat snoozes, as I state.I didn’t know forks could get bruises. So my spindles and tongs which delve into my fish fingerHave not yet bruised ...

A story with words, the rhymes and bindsYour feet to the wall. stuck verticallyIt won’t fall, this un-poem, into your lapSo you’d better jump up and search under the catGaze ...

Rhymes don’t bindThey fly and chokeSpit and slitPlease move over, I’m falling off my seat

It’s like a treasure hunt without treasure,A box of words buried in the web,Its literalement a puzzle waiting to be discovered,By an explorer of French history, With the key to ...

My treasure, I found you right there on my screen. oi!My gem, I muddled your mess of web, broke into that sealMy beauty, actuellement doesn’t mean what you think it ...

Qwerty! Oh how flirtyAh sunflower, rush through my clock tower.Slice, Of cake. Not neck or faceBut do not fret your life will be mougheredOur soul is empowered, maybe devouredAs I ...

Have you realised that ten is our number?We were born with it in our handBut you can adopt it with your mystery.You see the fun…you see the thrillDON’T BURSTIt's hard, ...

Have you ever used it? No? me eitherThen what is the point to adobe reader?Pdf files struggle a lot#…dotIts not exel or word, or anything usefulYou can’t even scroll or ...

This poem could be a thousand linesAnd span the internet, and yetThe love I feel for you would not fitNot even if I folded it up really smallAnd tried to ...

All around you words will fly,Screaming LOVE LOVE and shoot !chut!right into your heartJust below you will see people thrashing by,Hawking MOVE MOVE and smack !thwap!right into your faceSwimming on ...

You know that moment when you fall out of doubt because your mind sucker just absorbed up all. I do. It just now happened to me this very momentI was ...

I will butter my own toast thank youIt’s my toast. I know just how I like itSo I will butter itThis used to be my view,My automatic response whenever someone ...

In fact, we have already been doneFilled the whole way in, well almostBut ima still wear it. Right next to yoursCause you Know it’s our Sudoku weekendAnd if he tries ...

19 years on this planet,Do you not feel like your life has ran itsCourse and filled the earth with your joyNot sure there’s really much room leftThat’s more likely why ...